Of Course, of Course Puns

A list of puns related to "Of Course, of Course"

Working on a home construction project and felt like relaxing with drink. Of course it's unsafe to mix alcohol with power tools.

Which is why I mixed my drink with a spoon instead.

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👤︎ u/BetterThanOP
📅︎ Feb 05 2021
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25 emails between me (film producer) and Jason (my props master) over the course of making my film RUN (on Hulu now!)
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👤︎ u/sevohanian
📅︎ Dec 09 2020
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After copying the Greeks and Etruscans of course
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👤︎ u/MetropolisCourier
📅︎ Dec 16 2020
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Yoda and Luke are walking through the swamp. Part of their usual training course involves shimmying along a cliff ledge, but today, there’s a long break in the ledge they can’t cross. “Something for this I have.” Yoda says.

He reaches into his bag and takes out a bunch of regular dinner table forks and a roll of duct tape.

He tapes several forks together to make a bridge and lays it down, allowing the two of them to get across.

When they get back to Yoda’s hovel, they find that some creature has chewed a hole in the fence around Yoda’s garden.

“Something I have for this.” Yoda says again. Once again, he takes a bunch of forks out of his bag and, using duct tape, tapes them in to patch the hole.

Yoda and Luke return to Yoda’s home, where Yoda looks through his bag. He’s used all his forks but one, he discovers.

“That’s ok Master." Luke says, wanting to be helpful. “I’ll write us a note reminding us to buy more.”

So he writes the note and uses the very last fork to pin it to the bulletin board.

He looks down at Yoda expecting pride, but instead finds a look of horror.

“Master Yoda!” he asks. “What did I do wrong?”

Yoda replies sagely, “A Jedi uses the forks for no ledge and the fence. Never for a tack!”

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ May 04 2020
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Scientifically speaking, of course.
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👤︎ u/TheMcPenguin
📅︎ Sep 19 2020
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Of “Course” he did
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👤︎ u/Musical-Comic-69
📅︎ Oct 08 2020
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Of course, french fries are far too posh for us, we only do chips!
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👤︎ u/orlanthi
📅︎ Sep 28 2020
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There’s a new drug going around that is nicknamed “angle”. My friends want to try it with me, but I took a D.A.R.E. course and don’t want to do drugs, so my friends make fun of me.

I guess I’m just too square to try angle.

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👤︎ u/PopTarnekPop
📅︎ Oct 17 2020
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Names redacted for anonymity, of course.
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👤︎ u/LordOysteryn
📅︎ Mar 12 2020
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of course not
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👤︎ u/dumboooo_
📅︎ May 05 2020
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am I right ? of course Im on the left wing :D
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👤︎ u/cihan_emre
📅︎ May 29 2020
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Of course, you can't visit it just now.
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👤︎ u/orlanthi
📅︎ Apr 11 2020
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Of course He is risen

Helium ~is~ lighter than air

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👤︎ u/over_weight_potato
📅︎ Apr 13 2020
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Of course he wood
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👤︎ u/themdonuts
📅︎ Mar 24 2020
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Of course I'm not. I'm going to stay at home. That has nothing to do with the lockdown though!
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👤︎ u/orlanthi
📅︎ Apr 03 2020
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I just failed a fire safety course when they asked what steps I would take in case of an explosion...

Apparently, "extremely large ones" wasn’t an acceptable answer...

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ May 19 2020
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of course no-one appreciated this on twitter
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👤︎ u/ICTman1076
📅︎ Mar 21 2020
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Yeah... Of course he can...
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👤︎ u/Roee241
📅︎ Dec 20 2019
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My wife asked me, “Did you experiment a lot in college?”, and I said, “Of course.”

I was a Chemistry major.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Dec 15 2019
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A Dad walks into a bookstore and says, “ Can I have a book by Shakespeare?” “Of course, sir, which one?”

Dad: William.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 30 2018
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Did you hear that Subway is opening a mini golf course at some of their restaurants?

I tried it out, but it wasn't very good.
It was sub-par.

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👤︎ u/JoeLouie
📅︎ Jan 19 2020
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I’ve always been super confused as to why my dad always brings an extra pair of socks to the golf course.

According to him, it’s in case he gets a hole in one.

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👤︎ u/whiplash1911
📅︎ Jun 11 2019
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Yoda and Luke are walking through the swamp. Part of their usual training course involves shimmying along a cliff ledge, but today, there’s a long break in the ledge they can’t cross... reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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👤︎ u/FarPrince
📅︎ Sep 21 2019
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I threw a party when I got a job in genetics and of course, served a chewy fruit dish with a charcoal flavor...

The guests seemed to like my carbon dates.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jan 15 2020
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A rope walks into a bar & asks for a beer. The bartender says, “No, you’re only a rope.” So he decides to disguise himself. He ties himself into a knot & ruffles his edges a bit. The next day, he walks into the bar & asks for a beer. The bartender says, “Of course... Wait, aren’t you that rope?”

And the rope replies, “I’m a frayed knot.”

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👤︎ u/allyyx3
📅︎ Nov 12 2019
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Of course we all forget about Plasti City.
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👤︎ u/EkskiuTwentyTwo
📅︎ May 16 2019
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Of course, V=D/T
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👤︎ u/mr_agucci
📅︎ Apr 25 2019
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Do you think Snoop will go to heaven when he dies? Of course, because all dawgs go to heaven.
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👤︎ u/Hairlusbalz
📅︎ Sep 14 2019
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When I think about all the boobs I’ve touched over the course of my life....

It’s like a trip down mammary lane

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👤︎ u/vfr86
📅︎ Apr 09 2019
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Of course I believe in gun control!

I’m wearing sleeves, aren’t I?

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👤︎ u/wxmatt
📅︎ Sep 22 2019
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I asked a girl way out of my league out and she accepted! Of course, she said she wanted to eat somewhere expensive...

So I took her to the airport.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jun 22 2019
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Of course this belongs here too
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👤︎ u/Blockinite
📅︎ Jan 19 2019
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My friend April is very playful, April laughs, April plays, and, of course,

April fools

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👤︎ u/thesmellofthenumberq
📅︎ Apr 01 2019
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Of course
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👤︎ u/_Movie-Man_
📅︎ Mar 29 2019
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Of course
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👤︎ u/Batsk
📅︎ Dec 29 2018
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Readers digest things differently of course
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👤︎ u/MilPens
📅︎ Mar 02 2018
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To wife: Of course she knows it's a new year, she wasn't born yesterday!

Daughter was born at 8:08am yesterday. 7lbs, 1oz, 20" long. Dad, Mom and baby are doing great! Image

Edit - link formatting
Edit - My wife thinks the pic makes it look like she gave birth to Mother Teresa

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👤︎ u/ChaoticFather
📅︎ Jan 01 2018
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The telemarketer had a lot of emotional issues, which of course came out while talking on the phone...

He had a lot of hang-ups.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Feb 09 2019
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I was at the hardware store with my daughter. She of course knocked over a level.

I told her to level with me about what she did.

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👤︎ u/lucidus_somniorum
📅︎ Mar 18 2019
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OF COURSE the gold medal swimmer from Hungary was the only person NOT to bite the medal.

I was so ready, too.

Ruined my evening.

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👤︎ u/KarockGrok
📅︎ Aug 09 2016
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Of course photons don't have mass...

...they are traveling light.

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👤︎ u/lmxbftw
📅︎ Aug 25 2017
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How does harry potter get down a hill? Walking of course...

jk Rolling

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👤︎ u/photogenicquark
📅︎ Jun 09 2018
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After mispreparing some guy's caffeinated drink, the barista asked me if I wanted it, on the house, while he remade the order. Of course I accepted.

I am not one to refuse charry tea.

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👤︎ u/bbgamingandcollect17
📅︎ Oct 24 2018
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Of course this car isn't voice controlled

It goes without saying!

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👤︎ u/Megablast13
📅︎ Dec 30 2016
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I feel bad for people that mow the edges of golf courses.

They have a rough job.

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👤︎ u/FerfyMoe
📅︎ Apr 28 2018
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i began my research paper with "Of course, obesity is not an issue to be taken lightly" and then quickly realized how insensitive that'd be

sometimes accidental puns do not work in my favor

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👤︎ u/sophinesophierce
📅︎ Apr 15 2015
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Open a mini golf course on the top floor of The Ritz -

Call it "Puttin' on The Ritz".

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👤︎ u/TubbyGarfunkle
📅︎ Nov 18 2013
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I failed a health and safety course yesterday. One of the questions was ‘in the event of a fire, what steps would you take?’

‘Large ones’ was apparently the wrong answer.

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👤︎ u/pheebsbrown
📅︎ Oct 19 2019
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