The man stands up and speaks "Plethora." and steps back down.
"Thank you..." says the Widow, "that really means a lot."
EDIT The responses here are incredible! 👌
Sometimes I need expert advice
It’s very souperficial.
And yet they blame me for the car accident
She just buries her head in the sand like an off switch.
I hear it’s subpar..
The golfers didn't want to bear with him about the whereabouts of Tiger Woods and ran towards another bearing.
I can't believe he tried to pull this shit!
I’m really struggling to get out of it.
Every week, I had an appointment with a doctor where they would ask me about my health. They would ask me the same usual questions. This is how it would go:
Dr: Do you get a dry mouth?
Me: Yes but I drink water to compensate.
Dr: Any issues with hearing?
Me: Sorry?
Dr (louder): any issues with hearing?
Me: Beg your pardon?
Dr starts laughing
...the deep ones are also called the many-anglered ones, after all ;)
This is a Re-Post Malone joke.
Which is why I mixed my drink with a spoon instead.
He said it was a major improvement to his C# skills, it also augmented his C+ code.
Certainly a cutting hedge technology.
He reaches into his bag and takes out a bunch of regular dinner table forks and a roll of duct tape.
He tapes several forks together to make a bridge and lays it down, allowing the two of them to get across.
When they get back to Yoda’s hovel, they find that some creature has chewed a hole in the fence around Yoda’s garden.
“Something I have for this.” Yoda says again. Once again, he takes a bunch of forks out of his bag and, using duct tape, tapes them in to patch the hole.
Yoda and Luke return to Yoda’s home, where Yoda looks through his bag. He’s used all his forks but one, he discovers.
“That’s ok Master." Luke says, wanting to be helpful. “I’ll write us a note reminding us to buy more.”
So he writes the note and uses the very last fork to pin it to the bulletin board.
He looks down at Yoda expecting pride, but instead finds a look of horror.
“Master Yoda!” he asks. “What did I do wrong?”
Yoda replies sagely, “A Jedi uses the forks for no ledge and the fence. Never for a tack!”
What are the odds?
We will update you as the situation unfolds.
The dad said “it’s a home-in-one”
The groundskeeper!
But I couldn't ignore the red flags any longer.
They’re free range archers now.
Because of his Internet Bowser
I guess I’m just too square to try angle.
... I found the work oft-putting.
We all knew that at some point, we’d have to discuss the LA font in the room.
His coach told him to just get over it.
“Water you doing?”
Helium ~is~ lighter than air
I studied asbestos I could...
Probably should have insulated my grade a little better...
That has always been my Achilles’ elbow.
