I went to a weight loss seminar

I now have wseven

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jzr171
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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I'm hosting a seminar for men who struggle with ejaculation...

If you can't come let me know

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SeeYouN3xtTuesday
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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Seminars
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πŸ‘€︎ u/adrian1920
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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People at the anti-smoking awareness seminar were very friendly...

especially during cigarette breaks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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Last night there was a seminar on how to withhold orgasms.

Nobody came.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adamlm
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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My colleague can no longer attend next weeks Innuendo Seminar...

...so I have to fill her slot instead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_kefir
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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I tried to attend a seminar for kleptomaniacs.

All the seats were already taken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2018
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The local high school is having a menopause seminar.

There will be a demenstruation after last period.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blueridgerose
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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The marine biology seminars weren't for entertainment,

but were created for educational porpoises.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GobAteMyHamster
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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The American Ladder Institute has an annual meeting in October. They have several safety seminars and so on.

It’s their fall meeting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/segfaulting_again
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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I went to a seminar on bowel movement.

It was a shit show.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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I travel around the country giving seminars on the beneficial features of dried grapes.

I’m in the business of raisin awareness.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2018
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I wanted to attend the seminar on vomit control.

Unfortunately, something came up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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Special Report: Execution Botched Today Due to Hangman's Absence During Knot Tying Seminar in his Youth

Breaking Noose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeywithanr
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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I had to attend a seminar on various drilling methods.

Boring!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2018
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My daughter is at a seminar learning to instruct physical conditioning programs to locomotive passengers

It's called train training training training.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-jako
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2018
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I tried to attend a seminar for kleptomaniacs.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rubixninja314
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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I'm a teacher. This last weekend, I was invited to a seminar about how to correct spelling mistakes in Braille. I didn't go.

Just felt wrong.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ccleveland
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2017
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A friend has been going to a seminar on building self esteem

I never knew buildings thought so highly of themselves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2017
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At a graduate seminar on operating systems

Professor: This paper is comparing Windows Vista performance against Windows 7 in the wild, but it makes no attempt to control for hardware, so it's not an apples-to-apples comparison.

Me: For an apples-to-apples comparison they'd need to compare OSX and iOS, wouldn't they?

(Yes, I really said this)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dspeyer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2015
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Thor's brother was invited to a seminar on how to become a famous celebrity, but he turned them down...

He wanted to stay Loki.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Timblothy
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2017
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I went to a bridge building seminar

It was absolutely riveting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Capt-Redbeard
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2017
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My Mom says: Chris Hadfield is talking at my seminar coming up! Dad says..

What! That's out of this world!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elliotman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2014
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My university lecturer said that he gave a seminar to at a local prison last week...

...he then told us how much he enjoyed having a captive audience.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2013
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Last night they had a seminar on how to withhold orgasms

Nobody came

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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