A man attends a funeral for his best friend. He approaches the grieving widow, gestures to the podium and asks; "May I say a word?" The widow responds "Of course.."

The man stands up and speaks "Plethora." and steps back down.

"Thank you..." says the Widow, "that really means a lot."

EDIT The responses here are incredible! πŸ‘Œ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lady_emily_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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Referring to the vaccine of course. What did you think they were talking about?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AbsoZed
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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Of course I like guns. I'm American.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Monofilm
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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My wife, the love of my life, started community college in January, at the age of 43. Her first class was Math, in her mind, her weakest subject. She has struggled and battled, cried a river of tears as she worked her way through the course. Today was her final exam. It took her 4 hours
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πŸ‘€︎ u/UncleStumpy78
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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full credit given, of course.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/horsthorsthorst
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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Even the smallest person can change the course of the future. v.redd.it/1v0moiy9civ61
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πŸ‘€︎ u/steglitsen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2021
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Finally after 15 years of playing on and off, I got my first actual par on a golf course!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lckyguardian
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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Drivers should have to take refresher courses every 10 years regardless of having any driving offences.

Rather than courses becoming a form of punishment for people who speed or have been caught drink-driving, these courses should be an obligatory event to maintain a high standard of driving. From the moment you pass your test, bad habits develop so I think a necessary refresher course would be the perfect tool to correct any bad habits that have formed. These refresher courses should be an onerous event for the driver but more a chance to reflect on their own practice and how they may be able to improve. The courses would be about educating drivers on road safety; breaking distances as well as really highlighting the consequences of speeding, drink driving and using your phone while driving.

Hypothetically, these courses would not be pass/ fail however by choosing to not attend, you would be accepting that your insurance premium would rise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wolverine24601
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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Of course I talk to myself

Sometimes I need expert advice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BurstIntoBlue
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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Want to become a Crypto Developer? Here is a list of Free Educational Courses with Free Credentials - on Blockchain, Programming, Software Engineering and more.

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Computer Science

Blockchain / CryptoCurrency

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SolorMining
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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Don’t judge a meal by the look of the first course.

It’s very souperficial.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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Of course Josh Hawley was the only no on anti-Asian hate crime bill. That’s his brand kansascity.com/opinion/ed…
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πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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Did she purchase or put back any of the books?...of course not.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Swaggie-J
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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Over the course of 7 months I did a bunch of backbreaking research in historical records dating back to the 12th century and across 9 countries to find out that 35 out of the 46 US Presidents are related. Here is the completed family tree
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fish-mustache
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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What is the best course of action to take if this happens? v.redd.it/nslown8oj5y61
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shinybrainpan
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2021
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Autumn in Australia. The Holden Ute, of course, is evergreen.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rosencrantz1710
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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Four years and 600+ pages of coursework done with my companion - Of course it comes with me to graduation
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πŸ‘€︎ u/detBittenbinder23
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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Banned by the always-professional r/Robinhood, with insults of course, for commenting to someone that they should switch brokerages.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/happysimpleton
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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This makes sense as to why Elon would announce today they are no longer accepting Bitcoin. Let’s not forget. Elon is the destroyer of shorts. Those people have made his life a living hell. Of course he’s going to knock off 5-15% off HF books during a liquidity test to try and invoke the MOASS.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LaserHawk_
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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Looking for high level education on cryptocurrencies and blockchain? Here’s a list of the top free online courses offered by some of the leading universities

If you’re looking for to expand your knowledge on cryptocurrencies and blockchain technology, I’ve gathered some of the top university courses that are available online for free. Most of these are extensive and offer an entire university semester’s worth of lectures.

In addition to the courses below, you can also find a number of other university courses on the topic on Coursera and Edx.

Blockchain and Money by the Massachusetts Institute of Technology – Taught by MIT professor and current head of the SEC, Gary Gensler, the course offers an overview of blockchain technology and Bitcoin, with a focus on potential blockchain applications in the financial sector.

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Introduction to Hyperledger Blockchain Technologies by the Linux Foundation – This is a highly technical course that offers an in-depth overview of blockchain, distributed ledger and Hyperledger technologies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NFTfuture1
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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I personally loved all seasons, S1 being my second favorite, but season 3 & 4 were in a whole new level... Best villains, best fight scenes, best plots and of course, best characters developments, in my opinion. ✨
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SarahCagedBird
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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there’s no need, and of course it was on Instagram.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kayd3n_
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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If you're in a 'situation' with a bad cop your best course of action is compliance.

Context and the nature of the situation is important. But if you find yourself in a bad situation with a cop that think's they are above the law your best course of action to escape your predicament will always be to try and de-escalate if possible. Stay calm, answer the questions with a yes, sir and a no sir. Your priority is to get out of there with your life and try to deal with it through legal action later.

Just because someone is wearing a uniform doesn't mean they are not a criminal. Deal with the situation as you would a criminal. The safest course of action against a mugger with a gun is to hand over your wallet. It's not worth your life. Same goes for a trigger happy cop who wants to push you around. It sucks. It shouldn't happen. But sometimes you have to swallow your pride and prioritize your safety.

[Edit] This is not to say accepting your situation is an acceptance of society. And, once again, context is important. Are you ready to become a martyr over a parking ticket?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeptuneDeus
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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I’ve been trying to get my twin brother into Genshin, and of course he says this reddit.com/gallery/mzosgj
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IReallyCannotDraw
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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Of course they would, isn't dogecoin rising again? GET OF THIS SHIT APP
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nycledius_
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2021
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ELI5: Dentists always advise to floss or use interdental brushes (in addition to brushing, of course), but no one recommends mouthwash. Does mouthwash make a visible difference?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zem_42
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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Sexual Dimorphism... Of Course
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SeiranRose
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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With minor exceptions of course
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AceTheBot
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2021
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gg ez (in the future, of course)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AIDANboi321
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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Dropping a load at the post office in Buffalo NY, looked over and saw this train station. The picture doesn't do it justice for the size. And of course it's just sitting.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/voicareason
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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Racism at its finest! This lady tried to falsely accuse me of stealing her phone calling me β€œblack motherf**er” and saying β€œgo back to where you came from”.... smh. She was lucky that it’s the holy month of Ramadan so I kept my cool. Oh and they found her phone later of course smh. v.redd.it/4tuvqu452ew61
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SomaliWarlord
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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After years of being mediocre at golf, I decided to buy a year-long unlimited pass at my local municipal course. I have played every morning before work for the past couple weeks and scored under 90 for the first time ever this week! The view was alright too.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/weaverslc
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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Joking, of course...I’d be piiiiiissed.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jeremie225
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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And of course they all clapped!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaxyBae_G
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2021
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What would be the next course of action if scientists discovered the secret to immortality? Would we stop having children and have everyone on the earth right now live forever? Or would we set a standard Age of death globally?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jojotheboy_
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2021
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LPT: Treat early, 100-level college courses like foreign language classes. A 100-level Psychology course is not designed to teach students how to be psychologists, rather it introduces the language of Psychology.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/this1tyme
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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Of course, C++ is always different
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πŸ‘€︎ u/deleted1357
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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Not me of course
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mythicus_Legend
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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Full credit given, of course.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/horsthorsthorst
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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Schopenhauer, Nietzsche, and the meaning of suffering | Every life contains a good deal of suffering, what counts is how we respond to it - our best course of action might be to laugh. iai.tv/articles/schopenha…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAI_Admin
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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Booked a week off to tidy up the back garden, was going to get started tomorrow and of course someone has made my log pile home and popped out to say hello. New job for tomorrow is build a bloody house for Harold..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/boycey0211
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2021
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Of course I should just get over it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/waytodawn69
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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Bones of Black children killed in police bombing used in Ivy League anthropology course theguardian.com/us-news/2…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CubistMUC
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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Of course this nutjob is profiting from all this. v.redd.it/tnadqfyiudy61
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlackBayouPriest
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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Of course white is not a race
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thekrispytoe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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This is all of course meant as a joke v.redd.it/ifbbmpjvqxr61
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