I asked my kids if they could come up with a word that had 3 letters of the alphabet in a row?
One time I posted 10 jokes in a row, hoping at least one would make Dads laugh on r/dadjokes
Sadly, no pun in ten did.
What do you call a row of people lifting mozzarella?
What do you call a row of rabbits walking away?
How do you row a canoe filled with puppies?
Bring out the doggy paddle.
What do you call a row of 5 tow trucks?
Looks like I have all my ducks in a row
I watched Bohemian Rhapsody three times in a row, and now I feel a little sick.
It must be the high Mercury content.
My holiday home neighbour planted a tall row of trees blocking my view.
My wife said I shouldn’t wear the same sweater two days in a row...
I told her it was a cardAGAIN.
I'm really into the first row of a csv.
You could call me a header-row sexual
For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me "the most secretive guy" in the office.
I can't tell you how much this award means to me.
How do you make someone do something 18 times in a row?
>!y!< >!o!< >!u!< >!m!< >!a!< >!k!< >!e!< >!t!< >!h!< >!e!< >!m!< >!c!< >!u!< >!r!< >!i!< >!o!< >!u!< >!s!<
You can't have oatmeal twice in a row.
It's called oatmeal, not oatmeals
I'm on a plane and the lunch choices are: white meat chicken or German sausage. Unfortunately, I'm seated in the last row.
I'm hoping for the breast, but preparing
for the wurst.
I was going to row across the Atlantic in a little boat...
I'm raising money for a new row of shrubs by selling stock...
Would you like a few shares of my hedge fund?
Bilbo Baggins wakes up to hear “I’m a Loser Baby” for the third day in a row.
It was There and Beck again.
Do you think rowers have a favorite side to row on?
Or is it an either oar situation?
There are rumors that Tesla is considering on a stretched, three row version of their Model X SUV. The project is on Musk's desk waiting for a decision on whether to go forward.
Their next car is Elon gated.
What do you get if you stand all of the boxers in the world in a row?
There are 20 crows standing in a row. One of them is coughing. Which one is it?
What is it called when you see the same fencing meme twice in a row?
I got kicked out of karaoke after singing “Danger Zone” nine times in a row.
Too many Loggins attempts.
My drunk friend was kicked out of Karaoke for singing “Danger Zone” 7 times in a row.
He had exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts.
I folded a receipt into a row boat but got a sale boat instead.
My 🚣♀️ coach asked if I wanted to row right or left?
I said it doesn’t matter, right, left, either oar
What do you call a row of men waiting for a hair cut?
For the convict on death row waiting to hear back from the governor...
...no noose is good news.
My wife was hanging 7 pictures in a row on the wall when I told her should should hang 3 over 4.
It’s created a real division in our home.
My neighbor tried to wager money on whether I could jump the row of bushes between our properties...
But I don't like to hedge my bets.
What do you call a row of bunnies walking backwards
I've just eaten 3 yogurts in a row...
What do you call a row of crippled boxers?
I watched Bohemian Rhapsody three times in a row, and now I feel a little sick.
Must be the high Mercury content.
I listened to Queen albums for 12 hours in a row, and now I feel a little sick.
It must be the high Mercury content.
What do you call a row of 10 rabbits jumping backwards?
For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me "the most secretive guy" in the office.
I can't tell you how much this award
means to me.
I watched Bohemian Rhapsody three times in a row and now I feel a little sick.
Must be the high Mercury content.
I watched Bohemian Rhapsody three times in a row, and now I feel a little sick.
It must be the high Mercury content.
What do you call a row of people lifting mozzarella?
For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me “the most secretive guy” in the office.
I can’t tell you how much this award means to me.
For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me “the most secretive guy” they ever met.
I can’t tell you how much this means to me.
I just got kicked out of karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" six times in a row...
They said I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts...
I just got kicked out of Karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" six times in a row…
They said I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts.
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
