One time I posted 10 jokes in a row, hoping at least one would make Dads laugh on r/dadjokes

Sadly, no pun in ten did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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3 puns in a row damn
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doughnoes
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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What do you call a row of people lifting mozzarella?

A cheesy pickup line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xenonthewizlard
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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What do you call a row of rabbits walking away?

A receding hare line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GirlMom929
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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How do you row a canoe filled with puppies?

Bring out the doggy paddle.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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What do you call a row of 5 tow trucks?

A foot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linkvideo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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Looks like I have all my ducks in a row
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrazyCatSkits
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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I watched Bohemian Rhapsody three times in a row, and now I feel a little sick.

It must be the high Mercury content.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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My holiday home neighbour planted a tall row of trees blocking my view.

Sun-off-a-bach!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOffbeatTurtle
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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My wife said I shouldn’t wear the same sweater two days in a row...

I told her it was a cardAGAIN.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SufficientVariety
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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I'm really into the first row of a csv.

You could call me a header-row sexual

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πŸ‘€︎ u/th3f00l
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me "the most secretive guy" in the office.

I can't tell you how much this award means to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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How do you make someone do something 18 times in a row?

>!y!< >!o!< >!u!< >!m!< >!a!< >!k!< >!e!< >!t!< >!h!< >!e!< >!m!< >!c!< >!u!< >!r!< >!i!< >!o!< >!u!< >!s!<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoMoreTerritory
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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You can't have oatmeal twice in a row.

It's called oatmeal, not oatmeals

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OverlordQ
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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I was going to row across the Atlantic in a little boat...

But I bottled it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trendfoll
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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I'm on a plane and the lunch choices are: white meat chicken or German sausage. Unfortunately, I'm seated in the last row.

I'm hoping for the breast, but preparing for the wurst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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Bilbo Baggins wakes up to hear β€œI’m a Loser Baby” for the third day in a row.

It was There and Beck again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maxgroover
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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I'm raising money for a new row of shrubs by selling stock...

Would you like a few shares of my hedge fund?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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Do you think rowers have a favorite side to row on?

Or is it an either oar situation?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/faux_real_yo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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There are rumors that Tesla is considering on a stretched, three row version of their Model X SUV. The project is on Musk's desk waiting for a decision on whether to go forward.

Their next car is Elon gated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arrenlex
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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What do you get if you stand all of the boxers in the world in a row?

The punchline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TDA_Liamo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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2 in a row
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πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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What is it called when you see the same fencing meme twice in a row?

A riposte!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SamuelTurn
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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There are 20 crows standing in a row. One of them is coughing. Which one is it?

Corvid 19.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itoril
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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I got kicked out of karaoke after singing β€œDanger Zone” nine times in a row.

Too many Loggins attempts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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My drunk friend was kicked out of Karaoke for singing β€œDanger Zone” 7 times in a row.

He had exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2018
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Row and gone
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πŸ‘€︎ u/joker-here
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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I folded a receipt into a row boat but got a sale boat instead.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tatanka_truck
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2018
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My πŸš£β€β™€οΈ coach asked if I wanted to row right or left?

I said it doesn’t matter, right, left, either oar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/riz_lemon
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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For the convict on death row waiting to hear back from the governor...

...no noose is good news.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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What do you call a row of men waiting for a hair cut?

A Barbercue!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stand_Defiant
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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My wife was hanging 7 pictures in a row on the wall when I told her should should hang 3 over 4.

It’s created a real division in our home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nftpc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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My neighbor tried to wager money on whether I could jump the row of bushes between our properties...

But I don't like to hedge my bets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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What do you call a row of bunnies walking backwards

A receding hareline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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I've just eaten 3 yogurts in a row...

I'm Muller-d.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/orduk
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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What do you call a row of crippled boxers?

A bad punchline.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThePugKing2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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I watched Bohemian Rhapsody three times in a row, and now I feel a little sick.

Must be the high Mercury content.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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I listened to Queen albums for 12 hours in a row, and now I feel a little sick.

It must be the high Mercury content.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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What do you call a row of 10 rabbits jumping backwards?

A receding hare line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CATsInY0urM0uTH
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me "the most secretive guy" in the office.

I can't tell you how much this award means to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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I watched Bohemian Rhapsody three times in a row and now I feel a little sick.

Must be the high Mercury content.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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I watched Bohemian Rhapsody three times in a row, and now I feel a little sick.

It must be the high Mercury content.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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What do you call a row of people lifting mozzarella?

A cheesy pick up line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_Webthryst
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2018
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For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me β€œthe most secretive guy” in the office.

I can’t tell you how much this award means to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me β€œthe most secretive guy” they ever met.

I can’t tell you how much this means to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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I just got kicked out of karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" six times in a row...

They said I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2017
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I just got kicked out of Karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" six times in a row…

They said I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2017
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I can row a boat.

Canoe?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majesty1985
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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What do you call a row of boxers?

A punchline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awildspenappears
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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