One time I posted 10 jokes in a row, hoping at least one would make Dads laugh on r/dadjokes
Sadly, no pun in ten did.
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︎ Apr 21 2021
3 puns in a row damn
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︎ Apr 22 2021
What do you call a row of people lifting mozzarella?
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︎ Apr 05 2021
What do you call a row of rabbits walking away?
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︎ Mar 15 2021
How do you row a canoe filled with puppies?
Bring out the doggy paddle.
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︎ Apr 04 2021
What do you call a row of 5 tow trucks?
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︎ Mar 02 2021
Looks like I have all my ducks in a row
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︎ Nov 29 2020
I watched Bohemian Rhapsody three times in a row, and now I feel a little sick.
It must be the high Mercury content.
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︎ Nov 24 2020
My holiday home neighbour planted a tall row of trees blocking my view.
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︎ Mar 05 2021
My wife said I shouldnβt wear the same sweater two days in a row...
I told her it was a cardAGAIN.
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︎ Jan 30 2021
I'm really into the first row of a csv.
You could call me a header-row sexual
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︎ Jan 07 2021
For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me "the most secretive guy" in the office.
I can't tell you how much this award means to me.
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︎ Mar 06 2020
How do you make someone do something 18 times in a row?
>!y!< >!o!< >!u!< >!m!< >!a!< >!k!< >!e!< >!t!< >!h!< >!e!< >!m!< >!c!< >!u!< >!r!< >!i!< >!o!< >!u!< >!s!<
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︎ Oct 19 2020
You can't have oatmeal twice in a row.
It's called oatmeal, not oatmeals
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︎ Oct 28 2020
I was going to row across the Atlantic in a little boat...
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︎ Nov 07 2020
I'm on a plane and the lunch choices are: white meat chicken or German sausage. Unfortunately, I'm seated in the last row.
I'm hoping for the breast, but preparing
for the wurst.
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︎ Oct 08 2019
Bilbo Baggins wakes up to hear βIβm a Loser Babyβ for the third day in a row.
It was There and Beck again.
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︎ Oct 26 2020
I'm raising money for a new row of shrubs by selling stock...
Would you like a few shares of my hedge fund?
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︎ Jul 15 2020
Do you think rowers have a favorite side to row on?
Or is it an either oar situation?
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︎ Aug 22 2020
There are rumors that Tesla is considering on a stretched, three row version of their Model X SUV. The project is on Musk's desk waiting for a decision on whether to go forward.
Their next car is Elon gated.
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︎ Sep 10 2020
What do you get if you stand all of the boxers in the world in a row?
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︎ Sep 13 2020
2 in a row
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︎ May 10 2020
What is it called when you see the same fencing meme twice in a row?
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︎ Jun 23 2020
There are 20 crows standing in a row. One of them is coughing. Which one is it?
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︎ Mar 05 2020
I got kicked out of karaoke after singing βDanger Zoneβ nine times in a row.
Too many Loggins attempts.
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︎ Dec 21 2019
My drunk friend was kicked out of Karaoke for singing βDanger Zoneβ 7 times in a row.
He had exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts.
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︎ May 27 2018
Row and gone
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︎ Apr 25 2020
I folded a receipt into a row boat but got a sale boat instead.
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︎ Apr 24 2018
My π£ββοΈ coach asked if I wanted to row right or left?
I said it doesnβt matter, right, left, either oar
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︎ Jan 31 2020
For the convict on death row waiting to hear back from the governor...
...no noose is good news.
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︎ May 21 2020
What do you call a row of men waiting for a hair cut?
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︎ Dec 01 2019
My wife was hanging 7 pictures in a row on the wall when I told her should should hang 3 over 4.
Itβs created a real division in our home.
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︎ Jan 20 2020
My neighbor tried to wager money on whether I could jump the row of bushes between our properties...
But I don't like to hedge my bets.
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︎ Feb 12 2020
What do you call a row of bunnies walking backwards
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︎ Mar 17 2019
I've just eaten 3 yogurts in a row...
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︎ Sep 27 2019
What do you call a row of crippled boxers?
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︎ Nov 12 2019
I watched Bohemian Rhapsody three times in a row, and now I feel a little sick.
Must be the high Mercury content.
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︎ Mar 01 2020
I listened to Queen albums for 12 hours in a row, and now I feel a little sick.
It must be the high Mercury content.
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︎ Dec 01 2019
What do you call a row of 10 rabbits jumping backwards?
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︎ Oct 11 2020
For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me "the most secretive guy" in the office.
I can't tell you how much this award
means to me.
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︎ Sep 06 2019
I watched Bohemian Rhapsody three times in a row and now I feel a little sick.
Must be the high Mercury content.
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︎ Jul 20 2020
I watched Bohemian Rhapsody three times in a row, and now I feel a little sick.
It must be the high Mercury content.
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︎ Aug 05 2020
What do you call a row of people lifting mozzarella?
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︎ Apr 30 2018
For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me βthe most secretive guyβ in the office.
I canβt tell you how much this award means to me.
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︎ Sep 02 2019
For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me βthe most secretive guyβ they ever met.
I canβt tell you how much this means to me.
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︎ Jun 27 2019
I just got kicked out of karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" six times in a row...
They said I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts...
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︎ Oct 13 2017
I just got kicked out of Karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" six times in a rowβ¦
They said I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts.
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︎ Apr 06 2017
I can row a boat.
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︎ Jun 15 2019
What do you call a row of boxers?
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︎ Sep 14 2019
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