Oregon trail pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pswiney
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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My friend William worked making paths and trails

Where there’s a Will there’s a way

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sheriffrobot
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20
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If mental hospitals had walking trails they would be called?

Psychopaths

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πŸ‘€︎ u/harshamfk
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11
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I made a Spotify playlist called Trail Mix

It has music from Peanut, The Cranberries, and Eminem.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iFunny_15_T0x1c
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25
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(Meta) Yes, the trail-mix-peanuts-cranberries-eminem-joke has been posted here around 10 times already, stop reposting it!

thanks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stgm_at
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21
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My friend had a small horse that he tried taking trail riding. It died the first trip, unfortunately.

It was a one-trek pony.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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If a jet plane loaded with e-cigarette smokers flies overhead, you'll see the vaper trail.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and say, "That's a girl's name!" Terry shoots you.

You have died of dissin' Terry.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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You’re traveling the Oregon Trail and you meet a man named Terry. You say β€œTerry? That’s a girls name!” He pulls out his gun and shoots you.

You have died from dissin’ Terry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sincons
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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Wendy Williams' career must be playing Oregon Trail...

Because it's about to die from dissin' Terry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oove22
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2017
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'Fire works' sign on the 4th of July at the Fanny Bay trail (Osceola forest, FL)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JelloPud
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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I was on the trail in Colorado or somewhere when I happened upon a dude that couldn't get his donkey in reverse.

A donkey-whisperer rapper-wanna-be, I was able to back that ass up, yo. Uh huh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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I was biking along a trail today when I ran into my friend Nick

It was a see-nick trail

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBreadSkeleton
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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If mental institutions started making hiking trails

We could call them β€œpsychopaths”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamflexx
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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You are traveling along the Oregon Trail, and you meet a man named Terry. You say "Terry? That's a girls name!" In anger, Terry stabs you to death.

You have died of dissin' Terry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eleventhearlofmar
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2018
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A new meaning to trail runs
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πŸ‘€︎ u/serendippopotamus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2018
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Oregon Trail

You’re walking along the Oregon Trail and you meet a guy named terry. You laugh at him as say Terry is a girls name. Terry shoots you. You’ve died of dissen terry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StardustTurtle
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2018
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Was fitting a woman for a pair of trail shoes at work

She had on a pair that fit pretty well, and she asked me "About how much do these ones run?"

And I said "About 500 miles, then you should probably replace them."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teuast
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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My girlfriend and I were hiking yesterday, I was leading the way on the trail a bit ahead of her and she chimed out, "Is that a safe way?"

I said, "Honey, are you feeling okay? I don't think there are any grocery stores out here in the wilderness."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/winkyfacealbert
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2018
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I could make a lot of money if I tore the label off of a bag of M&Ms and rename them "purified trail mix"
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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What do you call hiking trails around an asylum?

Psychopaths

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πŸ‘€︎ u/officialmrkiller
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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This is the thumbnail for my youtube trailer. It's a trailer trailing a trailer on a trail of trail mix.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KissTDss
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2017
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I was on the Oregon trail and...

I met this guy named Terry. I made fun of him and said Terry was a girls name. He’s shot me. β€œYou have died of dissin’ Terry.”

Edit: Spelling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/P1pslyTheGreat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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y'know if mental institutions had walking trails...

We could call them psychopaths.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2017
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Why have postal workers always been considered pioneers and trail blazers of their time?

Because they're always pushing the envelope.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iscarpia87
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2017
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My friend and I saw a trail of ice in the hallway

At the end of it, I said "The trail's run cold."

I got punched for it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsaucefish
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2015
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Trail of Tears...? imgur.com/a/YSE0V
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dkading
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2015
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If I'm walking in a trail and I dropped my trail mix, would it now be called trail remix?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vulture_87
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2015
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