The trail blazer lost his Christmas spirit.
I bought a package of trail mix and it only had cashews, almonds, and pistachios.
A woman starting a hike at the Grand Canyon asked me how the trail was as I reached the top
I said “it’s all downhill from here!”
I know a lady who means well, but is very annoying telling people how to mark their trails...
She’s a caring cairn Karen.
If mental hospitals had walking trails they would be called?
I made a Spotify playlist called Trail Mix
It has music from Peanut, The Cranberries, and Eminem.
Wendy Williams' career must be playing Oregon Trail...
Because it's about to die from dissin' Terry.
(Meta) Yes, the trail-mix-peanuts-cranberries-eminem-joke has been posted here around 10 times already, stop reposting it!
You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and say, "That's a girl's name!" Terry shoots you.
You have died of dissin' Terry.
My friend had a small horse that he tried taking trail riding. It died the first trip, unfortunately.
You’re traveling the Oregon Trail and you meet a man named Terry. You say “Terry? That’s a girls name!” He pulls out his gun and shoots you.
You have died from dissin’ Terry
If a jet plane loaded with e-cigarette smokers flies overhead, you'll see the vaper trail.
'Fire works' sign on the 4th of July at the Fanny Bay trail (Osceola forest, FL)
I was biking along a trail today when I ran into my friend Nick
I was on the trail in Colorado or somewhere when I happened upon a dude that couldn't get his donkey in reverse.
A donkey-whisperer rapper-wanna-be, I was able to back that ass up, yo. Uh huh.
You are traveling along the Oregon Trail, and you meet a man named Terry. You say "Terry? That's a girls name!" In anger, Terry stabs you to death.
You have died of dissin' Terry.
A new meaning to trail runs
If mental institutions started making hiking trails
We could call them “psychopaths”
My girlfriend and I were hiking yesterday, I was leading the way on the trail a bit ahead of her and she chimed out, "Is that a safe way?"
I said, "Honey, are you feeling okay? I don't think there are any grocery stores out here in the wilderness."
You’re walking along the Oregon Trail and you meet a guy named terry.
You laugh at him as say Terry is a girls name.
Terry shoots you.
You’ve died of dissen terry.
Was fitting a woman for a pair of trail shoes at work
She had on a pair that fit pretty well, and she asked me "About how much do these ones run?"
And I said "About 500 miles, then you should probably replace them."
This is the thumbnail for my youtube trailer. It's a trailer trailing a trailer on a trail of trail mix.
What do you call hiking trails around an asylum?
I could make a lot of money if I tore the label off of a bag of M&Ms and rename them "purified trail mix"
I was on the Oregon trail and...
I met this guy named Terry.
I made fun of him and said Terry was a girls name.
He’s shot me.
“You have died of dissin’ Terry.”
y'know if mental institutions had walking trails...
We could call them psychopaths.
Why have postal workers always been considered pioneers and trail blazers of their time?
Because they're always pushing the envelope.
My friend and I saw a trail of ice in the hallway
At the end of it, I said "The trail's run cold."
I got punched for it.
If I'm walking in a trail and I dropped my trail mix, would it now be called trail remix?