Oregon trail pun
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︎ Jan 31 2019
What do call a bike trail that shows no empathy.
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︎ Jan 15 2021
The trail blazer lost his Christmas spirit.
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︎ Dec 25 2020
I bought a package of trail mix and it only had cashews, almonds, and pistachios.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
Skip Trail..
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︎ Oct 13 2020
A woman starting a hike at the Grand Canyon asked me how the trail was as I reached the top
I said βitβs all downhill from here!β
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︎ Nov 16 2020
I know a lady who means well, but is very annoying telling people how to mark their trails...
Sheβs a caring cairn Karen.
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︎ Oct 10 2020
If mental hospitals had walking trails they would be called?
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︎ Jul 11 2020
I made a Spotify playlist called Trail Mix
It has music from Peanut, The Cranberries, and Eminem.
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︎ Feb 25 2020
Wendy Williams' career must be playing Oregon Trail...
Because it's about to die from dissin' Terry.
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︎ Nov 18 2017
You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and say, "That's a girl's name!" Terry shoots you.
You have died of dissin' Terry.
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︎ Mar 11 2019
(Meta) Yes, the trail-mix-peanuts-cranberries-eminem-joke has been posted here around 10 times already, stop reposting it!
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︎ Jan 21 2020
Youβre traveling the Oregon Trail and you meet a man named Terry. You say βTerry? Thatβs a girls name!β He pulls out his gun and shoots you.
You have died from dissinβ Terry
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︎ Mar 23 2019
My friend had a small horse that he tried taking trail riding. It died the first trip, unfortunately.
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︎ Nov 22 2019
If a jet plane loaded with e-cigarette smokers flies overhead, you'll see the vaper trail.
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︎ Dec 04 2019
'Fire works' sign on the 4th of July at the Fanny Bay trail (Osceola forest, FL)
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︎ Jul 04 2019
I was biking along a trail today when I ran into my friend Nick
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︎ Mar 15 2019
I was on the trail in Colorado or somewhere when I happened upon a dude that couldn't get his donkey in reverse.
A donkey-whisperer rapper-wanna-be, I was able to back that ass up, yo. Uh huh.
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︎ Aug 04 2019
A new meaning to trail runs
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︎ Nov 01 2018
If mental institutions started making hiking trails
We could call them βpsychopathsβ
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︎ Jun 04 2019
My girlfriend and I were hiking yesterday, I was leading the way on the trail a bit ahead of her and she chimed out, "Is that a safe way?"
I said, "Honey, are you feeling okay? I don't think there are any grocery stores out here in the wilderness."
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︎ May 16 2018
This is the thumbnail for my youtube trailer. It's a trailer trailing a trailer on a trail of trail mix.
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︎ Dec 17 2017
Was fitting a woman for a pair of trail shoes at work
She had on a pair that fit pretty well, and she asked me "About how much do these ones run?"
And I said "About 500 miles, then you should probably replace them."
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︎ Feb 15 2019
I could make a lot of money if I tore the label off of a bag of M&Ms and rename them "purified trail mix"
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︎ Mar 01 2019
I was on the Oregon trail and...
I met this guy named Terry.
I made fun of him and said Terry was a girls name.
Heβs shot me.
βYou have died of dissinβ Terry.β
Edit: Spelling
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︎ Nov 02 2018
Why have postal workers always been considered pioneers and trail blazers of their time?
Because they're always pushing the envelope.
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︎ Apr 03 2017
y'know if mental institutions had walking trails...
We could call them psychopaths.
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︎ Nov 22 2017
My friend and I saw a trail of ice in the hallway
At the end of it, I said "The trail's run cold."
I got punched for it.
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︎ Nov 02 2015
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︎ Jun 24 2015
If I'm walking in a trail and I dropped my trail mix, would it now be called trail remix?
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︎ Sep 16 2015
You are traveling along the Oregon Trail, and you meet a man named Terry. You say "Terry? That's a girls name!" In anger, Terry stabs you to death.
You have died of dissin' Terry.
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︎ Oct 11 2018
Oregon Trail
Youβre walking along the Oregon Trail and you meet a guy named terry.
You laugh at him as say Terry is a girls name.
Terry shoots you.
Youβve died of dissen terry.
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︎ Sep 30 2018
What do you call hiking trails around an asylum?
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︎ Oct 23 2018
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