I like my l hiking trails like I like my women

Easy and lightly trafficked

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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My girlfriend and I were hiking yesterday, I was leading the way on the trail a bit ahead of her and she chimed out, "Is that a safe way?"

I said, "Honey, are you feeling okay? I don't think there are any grocery stores out here in the wilderness."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/winkyfacealbert
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2018
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If mental institutions started making hiking trails

We could call them β€œpsychopaths”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamflexx
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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A woman starting a hike at the Grand Canyon asked me how the trail was as I reached the top

I said β€œit’s all downhill from here!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ATexanHobbit
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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Dad Joke

I have a hiking playlist called "Trail Mix" It involves a lot of Eminem

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0Markus0
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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My girlfriend "Dad joked" me on a hike.

I asked my girlfriend what she thought trees would sound like if they talked while on a hike.

She said "I bet we couldn't understand them"

I said "why do you think that?"

She said "because they probably only bark"

She then laughed the next half mile down the trail barking occasionally and saying "shh, shh, do you hear that? Thats a tree talking in the distance"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ARazzy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2014
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I think I have made the greatest dad joke to ever be told

I was on training hike with a bunch of my buddies last year for a major trek we were taking that summer. We were hiking Stone Mountain in Georgia starting about the time the park opened. When we had all geared up, we set off to hike the mountain a few times. When we got to the base of the trail, there was a cop there stopping people for going up. Someone asked what was wrong. The cop replied, "There are three rabid dogs on the mountain, we have closed the trail until we can contain them." My friend, really disappointed that we couldnt go up just yet, asked when the trail would be open again. The cop replied, "I don't know sir, the dogs don't really have sense of time or schedules." Without even hesitating, I said, "I guess they aren't watch dogs." The cop was stunned into silence, every single one of my friends yelled their groans. I was 17, and I had to check that I wasnt a father

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Weeberz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2014
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Dad joke in the wild...

Out for a hike in an urban provincial park in Calgary with my wife, my cousin, and my cousin's husband. We slow down to look at a deer about 5m off the trail. A middle age couple is walking towards us, when:

Woman: Look honey, a deer!
Her husband: Oh dear!

His wife, my wife, and my cousin all groan/eye roll... and me and my cousin's husband have a hearty chuckle, while the man sports a wide grin.

Based on his immediate delivery, and his wife's reaction, I just know this joke's been repeated often, to everyone's delight, as any good dad joke should be.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blindsight
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2014
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So I work at a nature park...

I work at a Nature Park, and today I was working a display about Newts. A family comes up to the display to check out the newts after they had completed a hike through the park. I say hi and tell them a little about newts and how this is the time of year that you start to really see them out on the trails.

Me: So did you guys see any newts while you were out on your hike?

Dad of the family: No, but we were looking more for bolts than newts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EliseMcg
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2013
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What do you call hiking trails around an asylum?

Psychopaths

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πŸ‘€︎ u/officialmrkiller
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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