Right now everyone in Cleveland is taking social distancing very seriously. Even the walkway around the lake is empty

It's Erie

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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I was really angry with my friend for building a walkway over my pond...

...I’ve forgiven him now. It’s just water under the bridge

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Harry_Mote
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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An Englishman, A Frenchman, A Spaniard and A German go to a magic show

They arrive late so all the seats were taken. The 4 gentlemen decide to stand in the narrow walkway at the back, one behind the other.

The Magician on stage notices the commotion, and asks the gentlemen:

"Can you all see me from there?"

So the gentlemen reply in order:

"Yes." "Oui." "Si." "Ja."

(Note: I didn't find a joke similar to this on here, but if you did post this joke before, please let me know πŸ˜‰)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlduinIsAGeordie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2018
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