Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker are locked in battle, and Vader says to Luke, "I know what you're getting for Christmas." Luke says, "No, that's impossible, how could that be?" Vader leans in closer, their lightsabers crackling under the pressure, and he replies...
Why did Luke Skywalker struggle with his training at the beginning?
Because he tried to force it.
I saw a Luke Skywalker sticker on some bananas
At least it wasn’t darth vader nobody likes when bananas go to the dark side
What did the poet say to Luke Skywalker?
Who is Anakin Skywalker's main in Smash Bros?
Ganondorf, because they both enjoy "killing young links".
Boy. I bet Anakin Skywalker must have paid a lot of money for his suit.
I think It may have cost him a couple arms and a couple legs.
How do Skywalker's like to shop?
The prefer to pick things up second hand.
What do you call a nervous Jedi?
[oc sorry] What do you call a Jedi with anxiety?
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side!
(May the Fourth be with you all!)
What do you call a statue in the star wars shop?
What would Anakin Skywalker be called if he were a pirate?
Darrrrrth Vader.
I'm sorry, I'll see myself out.
How did Luke Skywalker defeat Darth Vader?
By beating the Sith out of him.
Why was Anakin Skywalker arrested while driving a cab?
Because he was a taxi Vader.
Why couldn’t Anakin Skywalker find love?
He was looking in Alderan places
How do the Skywalkers like their bath water?
What's the difference between Al Capone and Anakin Skywalker driving an Uber
One's a tax evader, the other is a taxi Vader
What's Luke Skywalker's favorite dessert?
Obi wan Cannoli. But yoduh, you already knew that.
Why was Anakin Skywalker kicked out of the frat party?
He killed off all the Yuenglings.
What do you call Luke Skywalker after he uses Visine eye drops?
The actor for Skywalker in Star Wars made a lot of money from his work in the franchise.
One might say, it was Lucrative.
How does Luke skywalker make money?
He gets a rebel Allowance.
Last night I partied like Anakin Skywalker.
I killed a dozen Yuengling.
Who's the jedi that fell off of a building?
Did you know Anakin Skywalker likes beer?
Just the other day he killed a bunch of Yuenglings.
What kind of alcohol does Luke Skywalker drink?
What temperature does Luke Skywalker like his baths?
This water isn't hot - it's the temperature of a Skywalker inside a tauntaun.
When Luke Skywalker was growing up, he sometimes forgot to use utensils while eating.
So, Owen and Beru had to say "Use the fork, Luke."
From my 8 year old, on his path to becoming a great dad: "What did the designers of Darth Vader's costume model it on?"
If Ellen DeGeneres and Anakin Skywalker formed a band, what kind of music would they play?
Elle-Vader music
My brother is a great dad, but he tells this joke every time I see him
How the Ewoks manage to sneak up on Han Solo, Chewbacca and Luke Skywalker?
They used their Endor voices.
Why didn't Anakin Skywalker go to Vietnam?
How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas?
He had felt his presents....
Luke Skywalker: I know what Han is getting for Christmas.
Leia: How did you figure that out?
Luke: I felt his presence.
How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for his birthday?
Hey why did Anikin Skywalker cross the road?
Why couldn't Luke Skywalker find love
He was looking in aladaran places
Why did Luke Skywalker's dad cross the road?
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