Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker are locked in battle, and Vader says to Luke, "I know what you're getting for Christmas." Luke says, "No, that's impossible, how could that be?" Vader leans in closer, their lightsabers crackling under the pressure, and he replies...

I felt your presents!

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📅︎ Dec 24 2020
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Why did Luke Skywalker struggle with his training at the beginning?

Because he tried to force it.

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What did the poet say to Luke Skywalker?

Metaphors be with you.

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👤︎ u/P_Creative
📅︎ Nov 17 2020
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Who is Anakin Skywalker's main in Smash Bros?

Ganondorf, because they both enjoy "killing young links".

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👤︎ u/nitro4450
📅︎ Oct 15 2020
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Boy. I bet Anakin Skywalker must have paid a lot of money for his suit.

I think It may have cost him a couple arms and a couple legs.

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👤︎ u/Valbranz
📅︎ Aug 02 2020
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How do Skywalker's like to shop?

The prefer to pick things up second hand.

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📅︎ May 30 2020
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Manakin Skywalker
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👤︎ u/CapnPhil
📅︎ Nov 29 2018
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Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side!

(May the Fourth be with you all!)

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What would Anakin Skywalker be called if he were a pirate?

Darrrrrth Vader.
I'm sorry, I'll see myself out.

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How did Luke Skywalker defeat Darth Vader?

By beating the Sith out of him.

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👤︎ u/kilokiilo
📅︎ Feb 21 2020
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Why was Anakin Skywalker arrested while driving a cab?

Because he was a taxi Vader.

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📅︎ Jan 19 2020
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Why couldn’t Anakin Skywalker find love?

He was looking in Alderan places

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📅︎ Dec 14 2019
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How do the Skywalkers like their bath water?

Luke-warm

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👤︎ u/franz-hanz
📅︎ Oct 25 2019
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What's the difference between Al Capone and Anakin Skywalker driving an Uber

One's a tax evader, the other is a taxi Vader

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📅︎ Jan 10 2019
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Why was Anakin Skywalker kicked out of the frat party?

He killed off all the Yuenglings.

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📅︎ Nov 10 2018
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Mannequin Skywalker.
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What's Luke Skywalker's favorite dessert?

Obi wan Cannoli. But yoduh, you already knew that.

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👤︎ u/ArcWalrus
📅︎ Aug 31 2018
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What do you call Luke Skywalker after he uses Visine eye drops?

A Jedi with no red eye

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📅︎ Aug 25 2019
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Mannequin Skywalker
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👤︎ u/Trepach
📅︎ Nov 17 2018
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The actor for Skywalker in Star Wars made a lot of money from his work in the franchise.

One might say, it was Lucrative.

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👤︎ u/rethinkr
📅︎ Jun 02 2019
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How does Luke skywalker make money?

He gets a rebel Allowance.

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📅︎ Jul 28 2018
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Last night I partied like Anakin Skywalker.

I killed a dozen Yuengling.

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👤︎ u/kerwin144
📅︎ Apr 22 2019
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The Rise Of Skywalker

The Rise Of Skywalker

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👤︎ u/Nws4c
📅︎ Apr 30 2019
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Did you know Anakin Skywalker likes beer?

Just the other day he killed a bunch of Yuenglings.

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📅︎ Jul 19 2018
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What kind of alcohol does Luke Skywalker drink?

Qui-Gon Gin

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What temperature does Luke Skywalker like his baths?

Lukewarm.

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When Luke Skywalker was growing up, he sometimes forgot to use utensils while eating.

So, Owen and Beru had to say "Use the fork, Luke."

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👤︎ u/gman314
📅︎ Aug 20 2018
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This water isn't hot - it's the temperature of a Skywalker inside a tauntaun.

It's Luke warm.

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If Ellen DeGeneres and Anakin Skywalker formed a band, what kind of music would they play?

Elle-Vader music

My brother is a great dad, but he tells this joke every time I see him

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👤︎ u/tkellogg
📅︎ Jul 12 2015
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How the Ewoks manage to sneak up on Han Solo, Chewbacca and Luke Skywalker?

They used their Endor voices.

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👤︎ u/MentatTir
📅︎ May 03 2018
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Why didn't Anakin Skywalker go to Vietnam?

He was a Draft Evader

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What position would Luke Skywalker play on the Star Wars hockey team?

X-Wing

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👤︎ u/tavissd1
📅︎ Oct 09 2013
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Skywalkers in Korea cross Hans solo puns.icanhascheezburger.c…
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👤︎ u/jennsea
📅︎ Feb 18 2011
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Luke Skywalker didn't like his Wookie steak.

He said it was Chewie.

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They were talking about baseball on sports radio when, for some reason, they mentioned an event Anakin Skywalker was attending in southern California...

... He went to the San Diego Pod Race.

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas?

He had felt his presents....

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Luke Skywalker: I know what Han is getting for Christmas.

Leia: How did you figure that out? Luke: I felt his presence.

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How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for his birthday?

He felt his presents

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Hey why did Anikin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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Why couldn't Luke Skywalker find love

He was looking in aladaran places

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👤︎ u/Eeeper
📅︎ Jan 17 2019
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Why did Luke Skywalker's dad cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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👤︎ u/eltegs
📅︎ Jan 08 2018
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How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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