Why did Han Solo refuse to let Chewbacca fly the Millennium Falcon?

Because he's still a Wookie.

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📅︎ May 04 2021
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I saw a really accurate cosplay of frozen Han Solo.

It was a Carbonite copy!

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👤︎ u/Cimiclette
📅︎ Apr 19 2021
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Who stared as Han Solo in the Scandinavian remake of Star Wars?

Harrison Fjord.

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📅︎ Mar 20 2021
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What did Han Solo's Valentine to Leia say?

Yoda Obi Wan for me.

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📅︎ Feb 11 2021
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Why does Han Solo like gum so much?

Because it's chewy.

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📅︎ Nov 17 2020
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What does Han Solo put in his cigarettes?

Chewbacco

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📅︎ Dec 02 2020
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What did han solo say after he tasted wookiee for the first time?

Not bad but a little chewie

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👤︎ u/kaoskrim
📅︎ Nov 06 2020
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What do you call Han Solo when he has nothing to do?

Harrison Bored

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👤︎ u/datChef
📅︎ Jun 16 2020
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Why was Han Solo crying at the dinner table?

Because the meat was Chewie.

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📅︎ Mar 12 2019
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What did Han Solo call his son when he was having a tantrum?

Cry-lo Ren.

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📅︎ Feb 25 2020
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Han Solo was very depressed when his son went to the dark side. All his friends were wondering. . .

Why’s Han so low?

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📅︎ Oct 02 2019
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Now that Chewbacca is dead, does that mean Han is flying SOLO?
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📅︎ May 03 2019
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What did Han Solo say when Chewbacca made his first error

That was a wookie mistake

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📅︎ Sep 18 2019
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What did Han Solo say to Greedo before they played a game of Horse?

I'll shoot first.

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📅︎ Feb 23 2019
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What did Han solo said when he lost his virginity??

I just got leia-d

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📅︎ Sep 29 2019
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Han Solo was a great Dad.

He's Ben through a lot.

http://m.imgur.com/gallery/aoSbU (Ep7 spoiler-related dadjoke fest)

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👤︎ u/andrei178
📅︎ Apr 23 2016
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What do you call Han Solo in a JROTC uniform?

Garrison Ford.

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📅︎ Mar 11 2019
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Why did Han Solo wait to ask Princess Leia to marry him ?

He didn’t want to force it

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📅︎ Jan 06 2018
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What is it called when you discuss the differences between Han Solo and Indiana Jones......?

.....Comparison Ford.

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📅︎ Dec 16 2014
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Han Solo didn't smoke but he did...

Chew 'bacca

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👤︎ u/draxa
📅︎ Dec 30 2014
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How the Ewoks manage to sneak up on Han Solo, Chewbacca and Luke Skywalker?

They used their Endor voices.

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👤︎ u/MentatTir
📅︎ May 03 2018
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A brief summary of how Han Solo died
  1. Harass son
  2. Fjord
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📅︎ Jun 16 2017
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Why did Han Solo chase after his son?

... Because Kylo Ran.

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👤︎ u/taosahpiah
📅︎ Apr 20 2016
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In the next Star Wars movie, it is revealed that Han Solo had two other sons.

Their names were Drum and Guitar

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📅︎ May 16 2017
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Why did Han Solo always win at staring contests?

He used stare-droids.

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👤︎ u/Freklred
📅︎ Feb 04 2018
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What do you call Han Solo in a Venn Diagram?

Comparison Ford.

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👤︎ u/Swinjamin
📅︎ Aug 13 2017
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Han Solo's best friend doesn't smoke

He Chew-bacca

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📅︎ May 02 2017
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How did Darth Vader know what Han Solo got Luke for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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📅︎ Apr 27 2016
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Skywalkers in Korea cross Hans solo puns.icanhascheezburger.c…
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👤︎ u/jennsea
📅︎ Feb 18 2011
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Why didn’t Han Solo like his meal

Because it was Chewy

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👤︎ u/Centuri13
📅︎ Jul 24 2020
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What do you call Han Solo from Norway?

Harrison Fjord

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👤︎ u/suprbugtom
📅︎ Mar 06 2019
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Why didn’t Han Solo eat his sidekick?

He was too Chewy

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👤︎ u/scrollhax
📅︎ May 27 2018
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