Alderaan Puns

A list of puns related to "Alderaan"

What happened when Darth Vader destroyed Alderaan?

It was blown to sithereens!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/techtornado
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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I'm a member of the Galactic Senate on a dimplomatic mission to Alderaan - Princess Leia

Hi, I'm a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan, I'm dad - Darth Vader

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jwelshie64
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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Carrie Fisher died for Alderaan reasons...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/smarterthansheldon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2016
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I’m still single on Star Wars Day...

Apparently I’ve been looking for love in Alderaan places.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/e3-po
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2019
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Why couldn’t Anakin Skywalker find love?

He was looking in Alderan places

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ashtehstampede
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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Why did the empire have such a hard time finding the Rebel Base?

They were looking in Alderaan places

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jim_Stick
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2015
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Why didn't Princess Leia have a boyfriend?

She was looking for love in Alderaan places.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inquisitorglockta
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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Most of my friends find Princess Leia really attractive, but I don’t get it.

For me, she ticks Alderaan boxes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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If you can’t find yourself a girl who likes Star Wars puns

You’re probably looking in Alderaan places.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/devnodegree
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2019
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Star Wars Puns

In the spirit of the Star Wars film launching, lets share our best star wars puns. I'll start off:

If you’re dating someone who doesn’t love Star Wars, you’re looking for love in Alderaan places.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/siborg71
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2015
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Why couldn't Luke, Han, Chewie and Obi Wan find Leia's home planet?

They were looking in Alderaan places

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πŸ‘€︎ u/d3hall
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2018
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Why wouldn't Leia take Han back?

He kept saying Alderaan things.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toracr
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2018
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I met a girl for a blind date at a Star Wars convention....

I was looking for love in Alderaan places!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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At the disney land star wars ride

Friend: Hey, spoilers in here. What if I haven't seen Star Wars! (Joking)

Me: Then you've been watching Alderaan movies!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tuck190
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2014
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I’m still single on Star Wars Day...

Apparently I’ve been looking for love in Alderaan places.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SyncingShiip
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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My son is still single on star wars day.

Apparently he's been looking for love in Alderaan places.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phileo56
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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