Cl Puns

A list of puns related to "Cl"

I think I need a new ass

Mines got a crack in it

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👤︎ u/Lewwap
📅︎ Oct 29 2019
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What's the chemical formula for laughing gas?

CaCl

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👤︎ u/Bread_Is_Adequate
📅︎ Dec 08 2019
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What does a salt shaker bring to a bar fight?

A NaCl duster.

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👤︎ u/Benja-C
📅︎ Apr 19 2019
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Where do salt lovers go to pray? [OC]

The taberNaCl.

(I would apologize, but this is /dadjokes)

(X-posted to jokes.)

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👤︎ u/Qdiggles
📅︎ Aug 15 2015
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What did the salt say when the phosphate asked to bond with it?

NaCl ater

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👤︎ u/soulfooood
📅︎ May 23 2019
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What do you get when you fling salt in a tavern?

A barnacle (a.k.a. bar-na-cl)

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👤︎ u/MysteryOrange7
📅︎ Jul 10 2019
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Should I go see Fifty Shades of Grey in a regular theater? Or...

... should I pay a little extra and see it in clIMAX?

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👤︎ u/patriotminerva
📅︎ Feb 13 2015
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Breaking news: guy at the salt mine rushed to hospital for knee injury

Turns out he tore N aCl

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👤︎ u/Ganders81
📅︎ Dec 03 2017
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What does a salt shaker bring to a bar fight?

A NaCl duster

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👤︎ u/Benja-C
📅︎ Apr 19 2019
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