I could be right or Astro-not /r/Showerthoughts/comment…
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tony-1610
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 09 2020
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No coronavirus for the Astros yet

They saw the signs before anyone else

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bkeets3
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You heard about the Astros’ new single album?

I heard it’s a real banger.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SpammyMcSpammington
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16 2020
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What do the Houston Astros and Betty Crocker have in common?

A great selection of batters!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/boogerknows
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When the smart astro-studier dude first theorized that the Earth travels around the Sun...

Other people must have thought it was revolutionary!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 30 2019
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What do you call a NASA employee that has never reached space?

An Astro-not.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NotSoSasquatchy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 07 2020
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My daughter asked me, "Why are the two planets coming close together?"

"Well, you see... When two planets love each other they can come together in holy astro nomy."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/riskable
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 22 2020
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What do you say to an astronaut looking for a car park

There's a spaceman .............

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Crybaby4444
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 29 2020
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Two space cadets got tangled up during a space walk.

They both made astro knot.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HunterSwan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 14 2020
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After graduating from high school, my daughter moved away from home to study at university. She sent this letter home to me…

Dear Dad,

University i$ really great.

I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard.

With all my $tuff, I $imply Β’an't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

Love, your $usie.

I immediately replied back…

Dear Susie,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy.

Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.

Love, Dad

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 15 2019
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Son, are you from Louisiana?

Because that pitch was bayou

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/coolio776
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 13 2019
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Why is it better to bring dogs into space than cats?

Because you don't have to worry about any cat-astro-fees.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sereneMelody
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 05 2015
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What do you call an astronaut who was in a failed mission?

an Astro-not

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MrHamod
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 20 2018
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How do you tie up a Martian?

With an astro-knot

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/justakansan
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 27 2018
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What do you call a peanut in space?

An Astro-nut!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/18249m
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 29 2018
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If I had to pay the bill for a feline disaster in space

That would be a cat-astro-fee.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nanushthedog
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 03 2018
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TIL that NASA had to develop a new way to tie the laces on the boots of the space suit

It's called an Astro knot

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/alfrednugent
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 10 2017
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Only a handful of people get to be astronauts...

...and everyone else is an astro-not.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Vostradamus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 27 2015
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What do you call a fascist spaceman?

An astro-nazi.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RadiantShadow
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 29 2017
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What terrain do men play football on in space?

AstroTurf

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Leemo15
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 05 2015
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I dadjoked myself today. I was alone.

I was listening to NPR, and the host was interviewing some astro science major, talking about Steven Hawking's black hole theory.

Then the host asks "what are gravity waves?" During the guests NPR require pause, I said aloud to myself "...this is some heavy shit."

My immediate, stupid reaction

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suckitifly
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 11 2015
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After graduating from high school, my daughter moved away from home to study at university. She sent this letter home to me…

Dear dad,

University i$ really great.

I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard.

With all my $tuff, I $imply Β’an't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

Love, your $usie.

I immediately replied back…

Dear Susie,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy.

Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.

Love,

dad

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 07 2017
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After graduating from high school, my daughter moved away from home to study at university. She sent this letter home to me…

Dear dad,

University i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply Β’an't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

Love, your $usie

I immediately replied back…

Dear Susie,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.

Love, dad

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 26 2019
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What do you call a fake astronaut?

An astro-not.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_akbar
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 01 2018
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