I could be right or Astro-not /r/Showerthoughts/comment…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tony-1610
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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No coronavirus for the Astros yet

They saw the signs before anyone else

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bkeets3
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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You heard about the Astros’ new single album?

I heard it’s a real banger.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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What do the Houston Astros and Betty Crocker have in common?

A great selection of batters!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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When the smart astro-studier dude first theorized that the Earth travels around the Sun...

Other people must have thought it was revolutionary!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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What do you call a NASA employee that has never reached space?

An Astro-not.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotSoSasquatchy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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My daughter asked me, "Why are the two planets coming close together?"

"Well, you see... When two planets love each other they can come together in holy astro nomy."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/riskable
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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What do you say to an astronaut looking for a car park

There's a spaceman .............

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crybaby4444
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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After graduating from high school, my daughter moved away from home to study at university. She sent this letter home to me…

Dear Dad,

University i$ really great.

I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard.

With all my $tuff, I $imply Β’an't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

Love, your $usie.

I immediately replied back…

Dear Susie,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy.

Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.

Love, Dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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Two space cadets got tangled up during a space walk.

They both made astro knot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HunterSwan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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Son, are you from Louisiana?

Because that pitch was bayou

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coolio776
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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Why is it better to bring dogs into space than cats?

Because you don't have to worry about any cat-astro-fees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sereneMelody
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2015
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What do you call an astronaut who was in a failed mission?

an Astro-not

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrHamod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2018
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How do you tie up a Martian?

With an astro-knot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justakansan
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2018
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What do you call a peanut in space?

An Astro-nut!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/18249m
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2018
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If I had to pay the bill for a feline disaster in space

That would be a cat-astro-fee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nanushthedog
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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TIL that NASA had to develop a new way to tie the laces on the boots of the space suit

It's called an Astro knot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alfrednugent
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2017
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Only a handful of people get to be astronauts...

...and everyone else is an astro-not.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vostradamus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2015
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What do you call a fascist spaceman?

An astro-nazi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RadiantShadow
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2017
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What terrain do men play football on in space?

AstroTurf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leemo15
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2015
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I dadjoked myself today. I was alone.

I was listening to NPR, and the host was interviewing some astro science major, talking about Steven Hawking's black hole theory.

Then the host asks "what are gravity waves?" During the guests NPR require pause, I said aloud to myself "...this is some heavy shit."

My immediate, stupid reaction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/suckitifly
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2015
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After graduating from high school, my daughter moved away from home to study at university. She sent this letter home to me…

Dear dad,

University i$ really great.

I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard.

With all my $tuff, I $imply Β’an't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

Love, your $usie.

I immediately replied back…

Dear Susie,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy.

Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.

Love,

dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2017
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After graduating from high school, my daughter moved away from home to study at university. She sent this letter home to me…

Dear dad,

University i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply Β’an't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

Love, your $usie

I immediately replied back…

Dear Susie,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.

Love, dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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What do you call a fake astronaut?

An astro-not.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_akbar
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2018
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