How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
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Why do all kids want to be an astronaut?
Because there is no pressure
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How do astronauts prepare for a birthday party
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Why did the carnivore become an astronaut?
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What do you say to an astronaut looking for a car park
There's a spaceman .............
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What are Astronauts doing when they do a mistake?
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Finally became an astronaut
It was totally out of this world
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Poor dude must be spaced out.
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What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer?
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Astronaut 1: I can't find any milk for my coffee.
Astronaut 2: In space, no one can. Here, use cream.
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Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped in gum?
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Where do Astronauts go to the bathroom?
Where no one has gone before
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What is an astronauts favourite type of shirt?
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Why does NASA give astronauts pencils to use in space?
Because they've got the Write Stuff.
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What do astronauts do when they mess up?
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The astronaut broke up with his girlfriend
He didn't love her to the moon and back
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When should an astronaut retire?
When they start spacing out
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Where do astronauts hang out?
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Why did the astronaut leave his wife?
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How do astronauts cook their meals?
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What currency do astronauts use in space?
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Where do astronauts go for lunch?
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how did the astronaut die?
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Did you know the Apollo 11 astronauts arm wrestled to decide who would be the first man on the moon?
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Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut ?
He just needed a little space
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What wouldβve happen if the Apollo astronauts stayed on the lunar surface for too long?
They wouldβve been lunatics.
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Where did the astronaut park his car?
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What do astronauts wear on the Moon?
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I could have been an astronaut...
but my parents told me the sky was the limit.
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SpaceX is launching astronauts today with a new space catapult
Bringing forth a new era of crude spaceflight
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What spread do astronauts use on their toast?
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Why don't pets make good astronauts?
They're afraid of the spay station
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How do you put an astronaut to sleep?
You rocket!
Source of joke is none other than Siri!
https://i.imgur.com/q0n6T7p.jpg
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Why are Astronauts always so calm?
There's no pressure in space.
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If athletes get athleteβs foot then what do astronauts get?
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What did the government tell the astronaut to do during the pandemic?
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I just found out astronauts are using rocket fuel
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I told my son if he wanted a job that made women attracted to him that he should become an astronaut.
They get all the tang they want, after all.
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Did you hear about the astronaut that accidentally flew out into open space?
He couldn't understand the gravity of the situation.
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How do astronaut parents soothe their baby to sleep?
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What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer?
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Astronaut 1: Hey, I canβt find any milk for my coffee.
Astronaut 2: In space no one can. Here, use cream.
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One astronaut says to another βI canβt find any milk for my coffeeβ
The other astronaut replies βIn space no one can, here use creamβ
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An astronaut was trying to make coffee on the space station...
Astronaut 1: "I want to make coffee but I can't find any milk."
Astronaut 2: "In space, no one can. Here, use cream."
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What does a claustrophobic astronaut want?
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How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
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