Starship Puns

A list of puns related to "Starship"

What do the starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?

They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.

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👤︎ u/PensionNo8124
📅︎ Apr 17 2021
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Earlier, I tried to sneak into the Star Trek convention disguised as the starship's doctor.

Security soon twigged I wasn't the real McCoy

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👤︎ u/cotswoldboy
📅︎ Oct 04 2019
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What technology gets the Starship Enterprise going?

Spock plugs.

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👤︎ u/lucidus_somniorum
📅︎ Jan 11 2019
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Why is toilet paper like the Starship Enterprise?

They both go around Uranus hunting for Klingons.

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👤︎ u/vapewithJah
📅︎ Mar 17 2018
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The hit Sisyphus Starship song: We Built This City on Rocks that Roll
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👤︎ u/Asajz
📅︎ Mar 08 2017
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What do you call it when the crew of the starship enterprise enters a massive, destructive weather pattern?

An Uhuracane

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👤︎ u/Zibani
📅︎ Jun 05 2018
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How come no one dared to use the ladies room on the starship enterprise?

Because William Shatner.

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👤︎ u/Kopextacy
📅︎ Aug 30 2016
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How many ears does Spock have?

Three: the left ear, the right ear, and the final frontier.

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👤︎ u/perezgc
📅︎ Jan 13 2017
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What do the starship enterprise and toilet paper have in common?

They both circle Uranus looking for clingons.

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👤︎ u/peterypan
📅︎ Aug 12 2019
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What do the starship enterprise and a roll of toilet paper have in common?

They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.

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👤︎ u/MrMephistoX
📅︎ Dec 14 2017
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What do the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?

They both circle Uranus in search of cling-ons.

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👤︎ u/ErnieDouglas
📅︎ Jul 22 2013
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