The rocket scientists finally figured out what when wrong with their missile launch ...

Turns out it was a case of projectile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/winkelschleifer
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When I caught my neighbor attaching a rocket engine to a deer, I immediately reported him to the authorities.

Shame on him for trying to make a quick buck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SayLittleDoMuch
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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Why is it called a rocket ship and not a boat?

Because if it was a boat you wouldn't rock it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConstableBrew
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Can the coronavirus survive on Mars if it ends up on a SpaceX rocket ?

"a lone mask" wants to know !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadjokeretailer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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I can't stop thinking about rocket engines.

They are so uplifting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreatGreenGobbo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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My friend works in IT and I asked him, β€œHow do you make a motherboard?”

He said, β€œI usually tell her about my job.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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How did the rocket lose his job?

He was fired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Some5v
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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Help!! Creative Minds Needed!!

My Dad has recently shown a fascination with space and NASA. Long story short, Christmas is coming up and my plan is to surprise him with an all expense paid trip to Florida for 4 days with passes to the Kennedy Space Center. I’d schedule it around a launch so he would be able to see it in person. As well as checking out the area a bit since we’re there.

Which is where I need your help! I want to coordinate hints with presents that slightly hint at the trip. For example, I picked out a NASA tshirt, a space shuttle plush toy, assorted astronaut ice cream, socks that have planets and a rocket on them, mug that says β€œcoolest dad in the galaxy,” a map/atlas of florida, and luggage tags. And the final gift I’m thinking will be a letter that puts all the clues together and would include the plane tickets, car rental agreement, hotel confirmation, and the admission tickets in an envelope.

Can anyone give me ideas on what hints to use??

  • I’m still adding/taking away present ideas so if anyone has any better ideas please let me know!!

Thank you so much!! Any type of help is appreciated!! I don’t really have that β€œcreative” part of the mind... whether it be a rhyme or dad joke-y type hint, it doesn’t matter!

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I've been really keen on watching the SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket launches lately...

... Guess you could say that I've been watching them like a hawk!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/space0watch
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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Ironman's favorite Christmas present this year were rockets he can fire from his feet.

He calls them missile toes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tallmon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MikeHunt_004
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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what did the flat earther say before falling from a rocket onto the ground?

"The earth is SPLAT"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Davis_Schina
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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Rocket wants to know your location
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πŸ‘€︎ u/crutch_for_crotch
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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If I could shoot rockets out of my feet,

I would call them missile toes.

Have a Merry Christmas and happy holidays!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tigreye007
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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I just found out astronauts are using rocket fuel

To get high

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linknt01
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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That fellow in that steam rocket ship…

He is the flattest Earther

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irv-Elephant
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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Reddit Obligations:

I don't have any original material at the moment, but the obligations are still there. So I present the following:

How do you get a baby satellite to sleep? You rocket!

Why was Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.

It takes guts to be an organ donor.

Eggs don't tell jokes because they always crack up.

What's a tree's favorite drink? Root beer!

What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Lean beef

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he still won't come

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bross-Hog
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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Thought this would fit better here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LatcuTM
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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What is fast, loud, and crunchy?

A rocket chip!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Genin-Jenin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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It would be pretty expensive to take care of Rocket Raccoon

He would probably cost you an arm and a leg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Exzelt8042
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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Rocket man strikes again.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jorarl
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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Why don't you undress near Team Rocket?

They might take a peek at chu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/caffene_migraines
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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Did you hear about the turn-based game with rocket launchers?

The RPG RPG

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Baikeru
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2017
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Did you guys see the tshirt the rocket wore?

It was apollo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chadnav
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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Why do rocket scientists like Ford crossovers?

Then they're always at Escape velocity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deltigre
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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Why was the baker more wealthy than the surgeon or the rocket scientist?

He was the only one making dough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/code_engine
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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Why did the mama rocket send the baby rocket to his room?

She didn't like his attitude

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Possum
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2017
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In exchange for peace, the US is offering North Korea a shipment of transparent rockets.

So that Kim Jong Un can still claim to have new clear weapons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2018
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Saw the Rocket on War Machine in new Endgame Trailer.

Love the new upgrade, the Rocket Launcher.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/happy_anand
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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If rockets can't launch, is it because they have thrust issues?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_kalamity_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2018
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Did you hear NASA was experimenting with rockets without engines?

The idea didn't really take off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theofishal86
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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What's the difference between SpaceX and a chicken?

One makes rocket boosters.

The other makes "bock" at roosters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/barrtender
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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What do you call the rocket the acrobat shot a plane down with?

A Circus to Air Missile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HisMagnificence
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2018
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What do you call rocket traffic?

Space Jam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChunkyMonkey91
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2018
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In science class we were trying to put up a badminton net and no one seemed to understand how. It’s not like it’s rocket science

It’s Racket science!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InkleDoO
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2018
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Did you know they make a cologne that smells like rocket fuel

They call it Elon Musk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kelaab
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2018
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Elon Musk launches two rockets from Amsterdam...Netherlands.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/unlucky_genius
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2018
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A chicken a donkey and a goat goes to space. Then all of a sudden their rocket exlodes. Who gets to be blamed for the accident?

The Space Goat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Signalize
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2018
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If Elon Musk and Bill Gates were to design a rocket together

You could technically say the design was ElonGated

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I tried to make a joke about a rocket powered snowboard

It went downhill fast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GimmeThePizza
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2018
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My dad on the SpaceX rocket landing

We were watching the live stream of the landing, just as it touched down and the crowd went crazy.

My dad: "That crowd is really excited. It's almost like they scored a touch-down!"

Me: sigh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/free_science
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2015
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A Rocket Launcher (x-post from /r/funny, did not get any feedback on it)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JAGoMAN
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2013
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How do you put an astronaut to sleep?

You rocket!

Source of joke is none other than Siri!

https://i.imgur.com/q0n6T7p.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dhisum_dhisum
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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Why did early rockets use bread as fuel?

Because dough rises!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yung_succ6311
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2018
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What does a solid rocket booster have in common with a kleptomaniac?

Poor impulse control.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blindfire40
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2015
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How do astronaut parents soothe their baby to sleep?

They rocket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fordskis
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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What's fast, loud and crunchy ?

A rocket chip

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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