I built a catapult that can send a human from the USA all the way to Africa

What country you end up in depends on the Angola approach

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xtilexx
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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I was going to make a joke about catapults

Never mind... It's a long shot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Holding_McGroin
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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SpaceX is launching astronauts today with a new space catapult

Bringing forth a new era of crude spaceflight

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeerBluntBoogaloo
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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Oh...here's no pull in catapult?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kauntest
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2018
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I just catapulted a lion at the zoo

You would not believe the uproar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MLaBolle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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As English my second language, pretty proud of this one.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mamado21
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Did you hear about the medieval siege where the attackers ran out of ammunition? So, they loaded a severed peasant’s head onto a trebuchet and fired it. By sheer luck, it hit the Duke’s son and knocked him off the battle field.

Yeah, apparently it was the first ever serf face to heir missile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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Someone Catapulted a Chimney at me and I don't know why

Flue right over my head

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tikifire86
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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I’m proud of my son, I never thought he’d go so far

The catapult worked well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhoenixFlamebird
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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Im rooting for you!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HelixFossil88
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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In the future, we wont need to put our noisy pets on airplanes

We will have catapults

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2018
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What's the highest type of cat?

A catapult.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JEZTURNER
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2014
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Someone Catapulted a Chimney at me and I don't know why...

Flue right over my head

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tikifire86
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2018
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