NASA put a watch around a potted plant and sent it on a rocket to the sun. I said to my Daughter, "don't worry, it will be ok.."
"a watched pot never boils"
What do you call the crew of a rocket launch that gets cancelled?
Bought my wife a rocket for her birthday...
SpaceX's rocket was designed to be as wide as it could be and still be transported on the roads.
So when the boss wanted to make it larger, they had to elongate it.
The rocket scientists finally figured out what when wrong with their missile launch ...
Turns out it was a case of projectile dysfunction.
When I caught my neighbor attaching a rocket engine to a deer, I immediately reported him to the authorities.
Shame on him for trying to make a quick buck.
Why is it called a rocket ship and not a boat?
Because if it was a boat you wouldn't rock it.
Can the coronavirus survive on Mars if it ends up on a SpaceX rocket ?
"a lone mask" wants to know !
How did the rocket lose his job?
I can't stop thinking about rocket engines.
I've been really keen on watching the SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket launches lately...
... Guess you could say that I've been watching them like a hawk!
Ironman's favorite Christmas present this year were rockets he can fire from his feet.
He calls them missile toes.
Rocket wants to know your location
If I could shoot rockets out of my feet,
I would call them missile toes.
Have a Merry Christmas and happy holidays!
what did the flat earther say before falling from a rocket onto the ground?
I just found out astronauts are using rocket fuel
That fellow in that steam rocket ship…
He is the flattest Earther
It would be pretty expensive to take care of Rocket Raccoon
He would probably cost you an arm and a leg
Rocket man strikes again.
Did you hear about the turn-based game with rocket launchers?
Why don't you undress near Team Rocket?
They might take a peek at chu
Did you guys see the tshirt the rocket wore?
Why did the mama rocket send the baby rocket to his room?
She didn't like his attitude
Why do rocket scientists like Ford crossovers?
Then they're always at Escape velocity.
Why was the baker more wealthy than the surgeon or the rocket scientist?
He was the only one making dough.
In exchange for peace, the US is offering North Korea a shipment of transparent rockets.
So that Kim Jong Un can still claim to have new clear weapons.
If rockets can't launch, is it because they have thrust issues?
Saw the Rocket on War Machine in new Endgame Trailer.
Love the new upgrade, the Rocket Launcher.
Did you hear NASA was experimenting with rockets without engines?
The idea didn't really take off.
What do you call the rocket the acrobat shot a plane down with?
What do you call rocket traffic?
In science class we were trying to put up a badminton net and no one seemed to understand how. It’s not like it’s rocket science
Did you know they make a cologne that smells like rocket fuel
Elon Musk launches two rockets from Amsterdam...Netherlands.
If Elon Musk and Bill Gates were to design a rocket together
You could technically say the design was ElonGated
A chicken a donkey and a goat goes to space. Then all of a sudden their rocket exlodes. Who gets to be blamed for the accident?
My dad on the SpaceX rocket landing
We were watching the live stream of the landing, just as it touched down and the crowd went crazy.
My dad: "That crowd is really excited. It's almost like they scored a touch-down!"
Me: sigh
A Rocket Launcher (x-post from /r/funny, did not get any feedback on it)
I tried to make a joke about a rocket powered snowboard
What does a solid rocket booster have in common with a kleptomaniac?
Why did early rockets use bread as fuel?
How do you know a rocket died?
Me: Did you like the rocket with the salad?
Dad: Yeah, I thought it gave it a nice boost!
How do you shoot a rocket?
I didn't know you guys played rocket league
http://www.reddit.com/r/rocketleague/comments/4y86xg/_/d6mijm3
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