The police arrested to kids yesterday, one was eating fireworks, and the other was drinking battery acid
They charged one, and let the other off
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Fireworks
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︎ Jul 04 2020
What did the campers say after the fireworks went haywire?
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︎ Jan 08 2021
Lunar new year in Vietnam is celebrated with lion dances, dragon dances, fireworks, family gatherings and meals, ancestor worship, and giving red envelopes to children and the elderly.
Thank you for coming to my TαΊΏt talk.
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︎ Feb 06 2021
My dad told me that when he dies, he wants his ashes to be made into fireworks so he can go out with a bang.
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︎ Jul 05 2020
The good news about making defective fireworks...
...is that nobody points the finger at you.
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︎ Jul 02 2020
I tried to trade a deer for fireworks
I want the best bang for my buck
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︎ Apr 23 2020
What's your favorite Aerial firework
fireworks don't work Under the Sea duh!
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︎ Jun 29 2020
My dad got sent to the hospital by a firework
Iβm trying to spark a joke about it, but itβs not helping
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︎ Jan 01 2020
What do fireworks taste like?
They are an explosion of flavor.
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︎ May 09 2020
I work in a hospital and tonight a guy game in who blew off his finger with fireworks.
He was happy with his service...but only gave us a 9/10 rating.
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︎ Jan 01 2020
Selling fireworks around the 4th of July must be a booming industry
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︎ Jul 05 2019
I went to a fireworks store yesterday looking for a deal
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︎ Sep 28 2019
Why are fireworks so cool?
Itβs cause theyβre lit.
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︎ Apr 01 2019
A local fast food joint had a grand opening with a fireworks display...
There were lots of Sonic booms that night.
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︎ Nov 23 2019
?What do you call a duck that loves fireworks?
A firequacker!A firequacker!
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︎ Jun 14 2019
What do you call a firework that's no good anymore?
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︎ Jul 05 2019
[Request] Puns relating an attractive girl and fireworks
For example, "the fireworks were bangin, but not as bangin as my date"
Thank you! I need as many as possible for a corny caption!
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︎ Jul 10 2017
We were driving past the βFireworks Superstoreβ when my wife exclaimed wow that place is huge.
I replied yeah you just canβt hold a candle to that place.
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︎ Mar 21 2018
I was walking through a shop and I saw a sign that said: "Fireworks".
I thought, "Yes it does, especially if you want to burn stuff."
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︎ Sep 01 2018
A fireworks display is nothing but an arson crafts show.
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︎ Mar 05 2016
At our town's 4th of July fireworks show, a vendor was selling pet turtles. My wife, impulsive animal lover that she is, bought one.
After the fireworks, we were gathering up our things to leave. She asked if her new turtle was OK. I picked up its little carrier, peered inside, and said, "It looks a little shell-shocked."
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︎ Jul 04 2017
When I die I want my funeral to have fireworks
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︎ Sep 23 2016
Got my own dad yesterday during fireworks
My dad, my brothers, and I have been at our family farm (we don't live there) for the weekend of the 4th. Last night we were outside shooting off fireworks, as any real American does on the 4th. About 50 feet in front of the house is a 4 foot high fence. My dad discovered that one of the cracker launchers we had fit perfectly in the upper part to launch the crackers into the air at an angle. Always the cautious one of the bunch, I responded to his idea:
"I dunno dad, I'm on the fence about this one."
Naturally, my brothers congratulated me on how lame my jokes were and told me to go inside and make more hot dogs.
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︎ Jul 05 2015
NO FIREWORKS
On the way into a camp that my family goes to every year, there is a check in area and there has always been a sign up that says "NO FIREWORKS". My uncle asked the man who was working the check in area "no fireworks?? still? you guys are always out of fireworks. can you give me a call when you get your next shipment in?"
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︎ Oct 22 2015
Local police caught two men drinking battery acid and eating fireworks
They charged one and let the other one off.
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︎ Aug 09 2020
Two guys got caught stealing fireworks
The cops charged one and let the other one off
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︎ Feb 24 2020
A police officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery.
He charged one and let the other one off.
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︎ Jul 04 2019
Police arrested two boys today. One was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one, and let the other one off.
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︎ Nov 04 2019
Selling fireworks around the 4th of July must be a really...
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︎ Jul 05 2019
Timmy cooper classic: Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one and let the other one off.
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︎ Mar 08 2019
A police caught two kids one was playing with a battery and one was playing with a firework.
He charged one and let the other one off.
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︎ Jun 17 2019
A police officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery.
He charged one and let the other one off.
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︎ Aug 19 2019
A police officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery.
He charged one and let the other one off.
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︎ Mar 28 2019
A battery and firework got arrested.
But after further investigation the battery was not charged and the firework was let off.
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︎ May 05 2019
Cops arrest two kids! One for drinking battery acid and the other for eating fireworks.
They plan to charge one and let the other one off.
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︎ Aug 28 2018
A police officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other one off.
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︎ Jul 30 2018
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one - and let the other one off
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︎ May 29 2018
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one - and let the other off.
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