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πŸ‘€︎ u/Noosayag
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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People need to stop letting off fireworks, it’s not Halloween any more

It’s for Biden

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snickergmcdoolus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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My dad told me that when he dies, he wants his ashes to be made into fireworks so he can go out with a bang.

I said, "Ok, boomer."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/misterrandom1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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The cops caught two fellas, one drinking battery acid and the other eating fireworks

One was charged, the other was let off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FireFlavour
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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The good news about making defective fireworks...

...is that nobody points the finger at you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supercman99
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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I tried to trade a deer for fireworks

I want the best bang for my buck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Matthew_______
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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What do fireworks taste like?

They are an explosion of flavor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Charles_Deetz
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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My dad got sent to the hospital by a firework

I’m trying to spark a joke about it, but it’s not helping

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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I work in a hospital and tonight a guy game in who blew off his finger with fireworks.

He was happy with his service...but only gave us a 9/10 rating.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Erastin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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I went to a fireworks store yesterday looking for a deal

I was blown away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SensationNation
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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Selling fireworks around the 4th of July must be a booming industry
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πŸ‘€︎ u/delmastron
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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A local fast food joint had a grand opening with a fireworks display...

There were lots of Sonic booms that night.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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Why are fireworks so cool?

It’s cause they’re lit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Falino
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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?What do you call a duck that loves fireworks?

A firequacker!A firequacker!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/puggoamber
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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[Request] Puns relating an attractive girl and fireworks

For example, "the fireworks were bangin, but not as bangin as my date"

Thank you! I need as many as possible for a corny caption!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hypern1ke
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2017
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We were driving past the β€œFireworks Superstore” when my wife exclaimed wow that place is huge.

I replied yeah you just can’t hold a candle to that place.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2018
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I was walking through a shop and I saw a sign that said: "Fireworks".

I thought, "Yes it does, especially if you want to burn stuff."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2018
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A fireworks display is nothing but an arson crafts show.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jefuchs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2016
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At our town's 4th of July fireworks show, a vendor was selling pet turtles. My wife, impulsive animal lover that she is, bought one.

After the fireworks, we were gathering up our things to leave. She asked if her new turtle was OK. I picked up its little carrier, peered inside, and said, "It looks a little shell-shocked."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlmostDisjoint
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2017
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When I die I want my funeral to have fireworks

So I can out with a bang

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πŸ‘€︎ u/samprog
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2016
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Got my own dad yesterday during fireworks

My dad, my brothers, and I have been at our family farm (we don't live there) for the weekend of the 4th. Last night we were outside shooting off fireworks, as any real American does on the 4th. About 50 feet in front of the house is a 4 foot high fence. My dad discovered that one of the cracker launchers we had fit perfectly in the upper part to launch the crackers into the air at an angle. Always the cautious one of the bunch, I responded to his idea:

"I dunno dad, I'm on the fence about this one."

Naturally, my brothers congratulated me on how lame my jokes were and told me to go inside and make more hot dogs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/degco44
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2015
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NO FIREWORKS

On the way into a camp that my family goes to every year, there is a check in area and there has always been a sign up that says "NO FIREWORKS". My uncle asked the man who was working the check in area "no fireworks?? still? you guys are always out of fireworks. can you give me a call when you get your next shipment in?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bagz118
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2015
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Local police caught two men drinking battery acid and eating fireworks

They charged one and let the other one off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vibe666
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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Two guys got caught stealing fireworks

The cops charged one and let the other one off

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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A police officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery.

He charged one and let the other one off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobRoy333
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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Police arrested two boys today. One was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one, and let the other one off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlRedux
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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Selling fireworks around the 4th of July must be a really...

Booming industry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/delmastron
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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A police officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery.

He charged one and let the other one off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Albie227
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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A police caught two kids one was playing with a battery and one was playing with a firework.

He charged one and let the other one off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LOOP727
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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Timmy cooper classic: Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one and let the other one off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonjk
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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A police officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery.

He charged one and let the other one off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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A battery and firework got arrested.

But after further investigation the battery was not charged and the firework was let off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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Cops arrest two kids! One for drinking battery acid and the other for eating fireworks.

They plan to charge one and let the other one off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BoodleBobs
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2018
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A police officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other one off.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CheapCursor
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2018
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2018
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Taylordprints
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2017
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