Cars ain't rocket.
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Chinese rocket remanats are going to fall back to earth this weekend
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︎ May 08 2021
What's the difference between rockets and an empty plate at an English cream tea?
One has nose cones and the other has no scones.
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︎ Apr 25 2021
I took a rocket all the way up into the atmosphere only to collide with an asteroid
I think that's interpherence
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︎ Apr 08 2021
First post here... the first world problems version of a STRAY ROCKET ๐
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︎ Feb 27 2021
Bought my wife a rocket for her birthday...
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︎ Nov 29 2020
When I caught my neighbor attaching a rocket engine to a deer, I immediately reported him to the authorities.
Shame on him for trying to make a quick buck.
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︎ Mar 29 2020
SpaceX's rocket was designed to be as wide as it could be and still be transported on the roads.
So when the boss wanted to make it larger, they had to elongate it.
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︎ Dec 14 2020
NASA put a watch around a potted plant and sent it on a rocket to the sun. I said to my Daughter, "don't worry, it will be ok.."
"a watched pot never boils"
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︎ Jan 20 2021
The rocket scientists finally figured out what when wrong with their missile launch ...
Turns out it was a case of projectile dysfunction.
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︎ Nov 22 2020
What do you call the crew of a rocket launch that gets cancelled?
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︎ Jan 28 2021
Why is it called a rocket ship and not a boat?
Because if it was a boat you wouldn't rock it.
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︎ Sep 02 2020
I can't stop thinking about rocket engines.
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︎ Jul 02 2020
Can the coronavirus survive on Mars if it ends up on a SpaceX rocket ?
"a lone mask" wants to know !
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︎ Aug 19 2020
Ironman's favorite Christmas present this year were rockets he can fire from his feet.
He calls them missile toes.
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︎ Dec 22 2019
Rocket wants to know your location
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︎ Sep 30 2019
I've been really keen on watching the SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket launches lately...
... Guess you could say that I've been watching them like a hawk!
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︎ Jun 04 2020
If I could shoot rockets out of my feet,
I would call them missile toes.
Have a Merry Christmas and happy holidays!
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︎ Dec 21 2019
what did the flat earther say before falling from a rocket onto the ground?
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︎ Feb 27 2020
I just found out astronauts are using rocket fuel
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︎ Feb 29 2020
That fellow in that steam rocket shipโฆ
He is the flattest Earther
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︎ Feb 24 2020
It would be pretty expensive to take care of Rocket Raccoon
He would probably cost you an arm and a leg
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︎ Jan 30 2019
Did you hear about the turn-based game with rocket launchers?
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︎ Sep 22 2017
Rocket man strikes again.
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︎ Jan 25 2019
Why did the mama rocket send the baby rocket to his room?
She didn't like his attitude
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︎ Feb 16 2017
Why don't you undress near Team Rocket?
They might take a peek at chu
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︎ Aug 28 2019
Why do rocket scientists like Ford crossovers?
Then they're always at Escape velocity.
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︎ Jan 29 2019
Did you guys see the tshirt the rocket wore?
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︎ Apr 18 2019
In exchange for peace, the US is offering North Korea a shipment of transparent rockets.
So that Kim Jong Un can still claim to have new clear weapons.
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︎ May 10 2018
If rockets can't launch, is it because they have thrust issues?
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︎ Jun 20 2018
Why was the baker more wealthy than the surgeon or the rocket scientist?
He was the only one making dough.
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︎ Mar 28 2019
Did you hear NASA was experimenting with rockets without engines?
The idea didn't really take off.
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︎ Oct 19 2018
What do you call the rocket the acrobat shot a plane down with?
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︎ Jul 19 2018
Saw the Rocket on War Machine in new Endgame Trailer.
Love the new upgrade, the Rocket Launcher.
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︎ Mar 14 2019
What do you call rocket traffic?
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︎ Oct 10 2018
Did you know they make a cologne that smells like rocket fuel
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︎ Mar 29 2018
Elon Musk launches two rockets from Amsterdam...Netherlands.
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︎ Jan 23 2018
In science class we were trying to put up a badminton net and no one seemed to understand how. Itโs not like itโs rocket science
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︎ Oct 15 2018
If Elon Musk and Bill Gates were to design a rocket together
You could technically say the design was ElonGated
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︎ Aug 31 2017
A Rocket Launcher (x-post from /r/funny, did not get any feedback on it)
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︎ Apr 12 2013
My dad on the SpaceX rocket landing
We were watching the live stream of the landing, just as it touched down and the crowd went crazy.
My dad: "That crowd is really excited. It's almost like they scored a touch-down!"
Me: sigh
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︎ Dec 22 2015
A chicken a donkey and a goat goes to space. Then all of a sudden their rocket exlodes. Who gets to be blamed for the accident?
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︎ Nov 08 2018
I tried to make a joke about a rocket powered snowboard
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︎ Mar 23 2018
What does a solid rocket booster have in common with a kleptomaniac?
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︎ Dec 18 2015
Why did early rockets use bread as fuel?
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︎ Mar 14 2018
How do you know a rocket died?
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︎ Nov 01 2017
Me: Did you like the rocket with the salad?
Dad: Yeah, I thought it gave it a nice boost!
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