In science class we were trying to put up a badminton net and no one seemed to understand how. It’s not like it’s rocket science

It’s Racket science!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InkleDoO
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2018
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My son asked me, β€œDad, I couldn’t sign up for my astrophysics class. What should I do?”

Me: Find a replacement. It isn’t rocket science.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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The astrophysics class I was planning to take filled up before I could sign up. Now I have to take something else.

It’s not Rocket Science.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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"I" before "E" except after "C".

It's not rocket science!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaimaso
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2018
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Remembered this one from around New Years

Me and my dad were going to buy fireworks for new years. The line is pretty long, and it takes ages to deliver the fireworks, and I burst out:

"How hard can this be? It's not like it's rocket science!"

My dad wasn't the only one who laughed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bmandk
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2016
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Coworker got me last night.

Him: Did you hear about NASA's new nose picking in space initiative?

Me: Wait what? No...

Him: In a recent interview they said "It's snot rocket science."

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2015
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