Girls develop tits around the age of thirteen, boys develop them around the age of forty…
Mostly golf strokes, swimming strokes, tennis strokes etc.
The big ones at the end of the wing. These feathers are called pinion feathers. A crow has sixteen.
So, the difference between a crow and a raven is only a matter of a pinion.
Because of his Al Gore Rythyms.
There just happens to be more birds on that side.
A graduated cylinder
Periodically
duodenum (duo denim)
I have a joke about black holes but it Sucks
Sorry
I just want to make myself clear.
It's a scientific fact: you can never be so attracted to an other person as you are attracted to the Earth
The scientific experiments altered his jeans
Autosomal-dominant Compelling Helio Ophthalmic Outburst.
In short, ACHOO.
i want my money back
Cole’s Law
A lab brat.
I'm beside myself!
Her name is Dee.
I guess it starts with "Hom-"? i no idea
It's called Totes My Goats!
(Capra aegagrus hircus is the scientific name for goats)
It's a scientific fact it's lighter.
Avocadro's Law
If the metric system is so smart then why are all of the scientific breakthroughs measured in milestones
Cell-ery
Atrophy
She chortled, "Nice try, buddy! The lawnmower's in the garage!"
He was later awarded the Nobel prize for his scientific achievements.
edit:OC
I was in my Organic Chemistry class and we were talking about something called Frost's Circle My teacher asked why this is important and I said "Because it's cool" Groans everywhere. So I said "Well look at his diagram, there's no way around it." Double groans
So, my GF was watching True Blood. I had donated platelets today, which I do every month. The following exchange ensued:
Me: "I wonder do vampires like platelets?"
GF: "They probably consider it one of their main food groups. Like we would view amino acids."
Me: "You're a meano!" (she has to endure lot of shite like this."
GF: "Well you're acidic!"
Me: "What are you basing this on?"
GF: groan
To celebrate the 200th birthday of Charles Darwin, the scientific community joined together for a party. As is common at such gatherings, the Biologists began to argue about what species was the most suited to its environment. Finally after much heated debate, a group of scientists pledged to spend the rest of the year exhaustively researching the Biological record to once and for all determine which creature was the ultimate example of adaptivity and proficiency ever to live.
Yesterday, the results were announced at the National Academy of Sciences. The creature identified as the most adaptive and proficient in Earth's history was a previously unknown animal from the Mesozoic era, a water dwelling insect that thrived for a hundred million years.
It was ... a FishAnt
Note: homeostasis is a scientific term for "equilibrium". Sorry if this went over your head 😁
http://imgur.com/gallery/vNoFX
Friend comes out of the house
Friend: need a hand?
Me: sure! Many hands makes light work.
Dad: Jaetman did you take your meds? How many times do I have to tell you hands don't make light work! electricity does!
>!The scientific name for a unicorn.!<
duodenum (duo denim)
The scientific cylinder graduated
