What is the difference between technical and technological?
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Moses was an amazing technological innovator
He was the first to download data from the cloud to tablets.
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Technological difficulties
Me: Hey Dad why aren't the wedding photos on the cloud? I can't see them on my iPad.
Dad: I uploaded them on a sunny day.
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I'm not afraid of technology..
They can't get me....I'm non-binary.
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︎ Nov 23 2020
Why won't swords go obsolete?
They are cutting edge technology.
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My grandpa said that we youngsters rely on technology too much.
I replied "no, you do" and unplugged his life support.
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︎ Feb 12 2020
I just failed my Information Technology class...
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Cuttine-edge technology
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Clothes drying was one of the most pioneering technologies of our time.
They were the first to go online.
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︎ Aug 11 2020
I got a job at the guillotine factory.
I'll beheading there shortly.
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Whatβs the scent of the most advanced deodorant technology?
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What technology powers Satan's car?
The infernal combustion engine
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How did Noah fit 2 of every animal in a single boat ?
State-of-the-Ark technology
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I proudly showed my son, "Check this out! Bought a new shrub trimmer today!" He shrugged and replied, "That's great, dad." I continued...
"Itβs cutting hedge technology!"
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Why is the world technology driven?
Because God wanted us to live in E-den.
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︎ Apr 19 2020
I'll tell you my favorite piece of cutting edge technology.
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︎ May 28 2020
What do you call the man who lives without technology and got amputated to the elbows?
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︎ May 07 2020
The invention of the shovel was just touching the surface of what today's is groundbreaking technology can achieve.
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︎ Feb 11 2020
The Guillotine was supposed to be ahead of its time
It had cutting edge technology
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︎ Nov 15 2020
Ancient Roman Technology really was amazing
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︎ Nov 02 2019
Just got back from Loweβs where I picked up a cool new gadget.
Solar powered clippers attached to a drone that I can program to do most of my landscaping.
Itβs real Cutting Hedge Technology.
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︎ Nov 16 2020
Trump has just issued Boris Johnson a final warning about allowing Chinese technology in their phone system
He told him "it's my way or the Huawei"
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︎ Jan 28 2020
Usually I'm not good with technology...
...but when it comes to texting I'm all thumbs
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︎ Jan 31 2020
People say information technology...
like they know what IT means
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︎ Dec 26 2019
What has been the worlds most ground breaking technology?
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︎ Aug 19 2019
What do you call new innovations in knife technology?
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︎ Jul 13 2019
Decided to go to school to become a landscaper.
They're teaching cutting hedge technology over there
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︎ Sep 02 2020
What's the deal with people who refuse to embrace technology?
Answers on a postcard please.
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︎ Nov 03 2019
What technology does the Chinese Government use to determine which dance moves are appropriate and respectable?
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︎ Oct 24 2019
we do have a lot off different technology. https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/bu0yuo/we_have_devices_that_can_see_through_flesh_and/ on this post
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︎ May 28 2019
A small US state is trying to hack into a computer technology company's system.
I think we ought to make Delaware.
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︎ Sep 16 2019
Did you hear about the recent advancements in jackhammer technology?
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︎ Nov 08 2018
I'm usually not a fan of technology
but I give my phone credit.
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︎ Sep 03 2019
I work in electrical wholesale and this is particularly apt.
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My Grandpa always tells me that my generation relies too much on technology...
So I said, βNo u!β And unplugged his life support
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︎ Apr 09 2019
New cutting edge technology
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︎ Oct 31 2018
Why is Saudi Arabia so technologically far behind?
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In an effort to try to bring their snacks up to speed in terms of technology, Lay's is shrinking the size of their product by more than 50%.
They're calling them microchips.
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︎ Feb 20 2019
Iβve heard about new technology capable of building houses way faster than a human
But i need concrete evidence
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︎ Mar 13 2019
Why do people love knives ?
Theyβre cutting edge technology
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Me: "75 Watts.. 60 Watts.. 100 Watts" Daughter: "what are you doing, dad??"
Me: "oh, just a bit of light reading"
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In the future...
In 1,000 years, snails will evolve into being an advanced civilization. They will develop their own advanced technologies. In an effort to increase their mobility, they will equip their shells to be modular vehicles called Snail Cars, S-Car for short. Since snails do not have upper extremities, controlling the cars will be voice activated. The initiation command would be, "S-Car, GO!" ππ€£
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︎ Jul 15 2020
Can you believe how far technology has come?! Now doctors can use lasers to enable you to see into the future!
Mine just told me after my surgery I'll have 2020 vision!
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︎ Jan 10 2019
My new knife has cutting-edge technology
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