Oxygen Plant or something, idk I'm not into technology
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clark__Cant
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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Some pieces of technology have such great design...

Like when I used a mouse for the first time it just clicked!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Superabuser
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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Did you know that an eye makes Massachusetts Institute of Technology popular?

If they didn't have it, their campus would be MT.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrOrangeTan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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What does Sean Connery, a playground, a concrete company, baseball, and folks without technology have in common

A Schwing and Amish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trevorulz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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I have designed a way to combine cell phone and moving stair technologies. Want to know what it’s called?

Tellulater.

I had to pull of the road to post this cause I’ve been laughing at myself for the last 5 miles.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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My grandpa said that we youngsters rely on technology too much.

I replied "no, you do" and unplugged his life support.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sexxc
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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I just failed my Information Technology class...

I just don't get IT

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZoNaGii
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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I'm not afraid of technology..

They can't get me....I'm non-binary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shitson1310
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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Cuttine-edge technology
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamzeubermedic
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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Clothes drying was one of the most pioneering technologies of our time.

They were the first to go online.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zaxxonn26
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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What technology powers Satan's car?

The infernal combustion engine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DatJayblesDoe
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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What’s the scent of the most advanced deodorant technology?

Elon musk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hfoste1380
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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Why is the world technology driven?

Because God wanted us to live in E-den.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/do_or_dyee
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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The invention of the shovel was just touching the surface of what today's is groundbreaking technology can achieve.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ing_die
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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What do you call the man who lives without technology and got amputated to the elbows?

Armish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AXLISMYGOD
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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Ancient Roman Technology really was amazing
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sad_gaming
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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Trump has just issued Boris Johnson a final warning about allowing Chinese technology in their phone system

He told him "it's my way or the Huawei"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emu404
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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What has been the worlds most ground breaking technology?

The shovel!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tw1ch1e
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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What do you call new innovations in knife technology?

Cutting edge tech

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cat_Cultist
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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People say information technology...

like they know what IT means

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nickkasper
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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Usually I'm not good with technology...

...but when it comes to texting I'm all thumbs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xtowers
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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we do have a lot off different technology. https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/bu0yuo/we_have_devices_that_can_see_through_flesh_and/ on this post
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lucas1006
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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What's the deal with people who refuse to embrace technology?

Answers on a postcard please.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emu404
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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Did you hear about the recent advancements in jackhammer technology?

It's groundbreaking.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2018
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What technology does the Chinese Government use to determine which dance moves are appropriate and respectable?

Motion censors

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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A small US state is trying to hack into a computer technology company's system.

I think we ought to make Delaware.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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New cutting edge technology
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πŸ‘€︎ u/z_dog909
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
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I'm usually not a fan of technology

but I give my phone credit.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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My Grandpa always tells me that my generation relies too much on technology...

So I said, β€œNo u!” And unplugged his life support

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CubingWithAlex
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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In an effort to try to bring their snacks up to speed in terms of technology, Lay's is shrinking the size of their product by more than 50%.

They're calling them microchips.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tehgreatiam
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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Cutting edge technology v.redd.it/9dksy5s64cy11
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGalacticFart
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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I’ve heard about new technology capable of building houses way faster than a human

But i need concrete evidence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schwenger
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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Knife sharpening has always been and will always be cutting-edge technology.
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2018
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Can you believe how far technology has come?! Now doctors can use lasers to enable you to see into the future!

Mine just told me after my surgery I'll have 2020 vision!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SvNOrigami
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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What technology gets the Starship Enterprise going?

Spock plugs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lucidus_somniorum
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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What's a 15th Century Mexican's favorite type of technology?

Az-tech

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πŸ‘€︎ u/longconsilver13
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2018
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In the future, when we've moved on to other technologies and protocols, USB will no longer be used.

Then all we will have left is the USB memory.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/exinferris
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2018
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I overheard my son say, β€œTECHNOLOGY CAN SUCK MY DICK” and I thought

Wow, we’ve cum so far

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MickRiceHall
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2018
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TIL: In the 1930s, the Italians developed an engine fuel technology that used household spices.

It’s true. Mussolini made the trains run on thyme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2018
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Modern technology has never matched the simplicity and grace of the traditional pen.

In fact, there is still no e-quill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2018
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Technology doesn’t care about your sexuality...

I mean, even my computer is binary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pythonidaer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2018
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Can't all the technologies just get along? They're missing out on a real friendchip.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/I-just-farted69
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2018
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My new knife has cutting-edge technology
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Im_a_dum_bum
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2018
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Knives are on the cutting edge of technology.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/superscooter24
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2016
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