Oxygen Plant or something, idk I'm not into technology
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Some pieces of technology have such great design...
Like when I used a mouse for the first time it just clicked!
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︎ Apr 14 2021
Did you know that an eye makes Massachusetts Institute of Technology popular?
If they didn't have it, their campus would be MT.
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︎ Mar 22 2021
What does Sean Connery, a playground, a concrete company, baseball, and folks without technology have in common
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︎ Feb 05 2021
I have designed a way to combine cell phone and moving stair technologies. Want to know what itβs called?
Tellulater.
I had to pull of the road to post this cause Iβve been laughing at myself for the last 5 miles.
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︎ Jan 29 2021
My grandpa said that we youngsters rely on technology too much.
I replied "no, you do" and unplugged his life support.
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︎ Feb 12 2020
I just failed my Information Technology class...
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︎ Jul 17 2020
I'm not afraid of technology..
They can't get me....I'm non-binary.
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︎ Nov 23 2020
Cuttine-edge technology
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︎ Aug 07 2020
Clothes drying was one of the most pioneering technologies of our time.
They were the first to go online.
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︎ Aug 11 2020
What technology powers Satan's car?
The infernal combustion engine
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︎ May 07 2020
Whatβs the scent of the most advanced deodorant technology?
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︎ Jul 01 2020
Why is the world technology driven?
Because God wanted us to live in E-den.
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︎ Apr 19 2020
The invention of the shovel was just touching the surface of what today's is groundbreaking technology can achieve.
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︎ Feb 11 2020
What do you call the man who lives without technology and got amputated to the elbows?
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︎ May 07 2020
Ancient Roman Technology really was amazing
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︎ Nov 02 2019
Trump has just issued Boris Johnson a final warning about allowing Chinese technology in their phone system
He told him "it's my way or the Huawei"
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︎ Jan 28 2020
What has been the worlds most ground breaking technology?
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︎ Aug 19 2019
What do you call new innovations in knife technology?
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︎ Jul 13 2019
People say information technology...
like they know what IT means
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︎ Dec 26 2019
Usually I'm not good with technology...
...but when it comes to texting I'm all thumbs
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︎ Jan 31 2020
we do have a lot off different technology. https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/bu0yuo/we_have_devices_that_can_see_through_flesh_and/ on this post
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︎ May 28 2019
What's the deal with people who refuse to embrace technology?
Answers on a postcard please.
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︎ Nov 03 2019
Did you hear about the recent advancements in jackhammer technology?
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︎ Nov 08 2018
What technology does the Chinese Government use to determine which dance moves are appropriate and respectable?
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︎ Oct 24 2019
A small US state is trying to hack into a computer technology company's system.
I think we ought to make Delaware.
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︎ Sep 16 2019
New cutting edge technology
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︎ Oct 31 2018
I'm usually not a fan of technology
but I give my phone credit.
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︎ Sep 03 2019
My Grandpa always tells me that my generation relies too much on technology...
So I said, βNo u!β And unplugged his life support
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︎ Apr 09 2019
In an effort to try to bring their snacks up to speed in terms of technology, Lay's is shrinking the size of their product by more than 50%.
They're calling them microchips.
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︎ Nov 14 2018
Iβve heard about new technology capable of building houses way faster than a human
But i need concrete evidence
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︎ Mar 13 2019
Knife sharpening has always been and will always be cutting-edge technology.
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︎ Feb 16 2018
Can you believe how far technology has come?! Now doctors can use lasers to enable you to see into the future!
Mine just told me after my surgery I'll have 2020 vision!
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︎ Jan 10 2019
What technology gets the Starship Enterprise going?
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︎ Jan 11 2019
What's a 15th Century Mexican's favorite type of technology?
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︎ Jul 07 2018
In the future, when we've moved on to other technologies and protocols, USB will no longer be used.
Then all we will have left is the USB memory.
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︎ Aug 09 2018
I overheard my son say, βTECHNOLOGY CAN SUCK MY DICKβ and I thought
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︎ Jul 15 2018
TIL: In the 1930s, the Italians developed an engine fuel technology that used household spices.
Itβs true. Mussolini made the trains run on thyme.
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︎ Sep 09 2018
Modern technology has never matched the simplicity and grace of the traditional pen.
In fact, there is still no e-quill.
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︎ Aug 24 2018
Technology doesnβt care about your sexuality...
I mean, even my computer is binary.
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︎ Aug 21 2018
Can't all the technologies just get along? They're missing out on a real friendchip.
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︎ Apr 28 2018
My new knife has cutting-edge technology
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︎ Dec 22 2018
Knives are on the cutting edge of technology.
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