Migratory birds can be fascinating. You often see them fly in "V" formation across the sky. On occasion you see that one side is longer than the other. It's a simple scientific explanation really.

There just happens to be more birds on that side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mrscottib23
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What do you call scientific equipment that went to college?

A graduated cylinder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NanHacKer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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How often do people who study scientific elements tell dad jokes?

Periodically

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MansNotHot772
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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The scientific realm is punny
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skyhawk_91
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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The scientific realm is punny
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skyhawk_91
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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A scientific discovery
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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeggiesForThought
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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what is the scientific word for a pair of jeans?

duodenum (duo denim)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jensyao
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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I absolutely support any scientific effort to create an invisibility cloak.

I just want to make myself clear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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Thomas Edison really lit up the scientific world
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yaboi79
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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Okay, I just learned there's a scientific term for sneezing.

Autosomal-dominant Compelling Helio Ophthalmic Outburst.

In short, ACHOO.

i want my money back

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What is the scientific principle which describes the movement of cabbage in mayonnaise

Cole’s Law

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scorpoll
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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What do you call a rodent that refuses to be used for scientific purposes?

A lab brat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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After years of rigorous scientific research, I've finally managed to make an identical clone of myself!

I'm beside myself!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefizzynator
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2016
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What's the scientific name for Apes...

I guess it starts with "Hom-"? i no idea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cnreika
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2017
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What does a scientific duck say?

Quark.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YourDailyHuman77
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2018
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What Scientific Principle Should You Follow When Making Guacamole?

Avocadro's Law

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MuchoTornado
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2018
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What vegetable is the most scientific

Cell-ery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bowandarrowfish
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2018
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What did the Incredible Shrinking Man receive for his scientific breakthrough?

Atrophy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ContentDoctor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2016
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I said to my wife this morning, "I was just reading in a scientific paper that blades of grass can actually feel pain. Amazing isn't it?"

She chortled, "Nice try, buddy! The lawnmower's in the garage!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2017
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Duck are quite scientific.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/poopyface05
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2014
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Double scientific Dad Joke

I was in my Organic Chemistry class and we were talking about something called Frost's Circle My teacher asked why this is important and I said "Because it's cool" Groans everywhere. So I said "Well look at his diagram, there's no way around it." Double groans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tdkreturns
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A (very slightly) scientific dad-joke I just used on my long-suffering GF.

So, my GF was watching True Blood. I had donated platelets today, which I do every month. The following exchange ensued:

Me: "I wonder do vampires like platelets?"

GF: "They probably consider it one of their main food groups. Like we would view amino acids."

Me: "You're a meano!" (she has to endure lot of shite like this."

GF: "Well you're acidic!"

Me: "What are you basing this on?"

GF: groan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UltimateRealist
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2014
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what is the scientific word for a pair of jeans?

duodenum (duo denim)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jensyao
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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What's the difference between a scientific cylinder and a mathematic cylinder?

The scientific cylinder graduated

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2018
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