Astronots
"a watched pot never boils"
She's over the moon.
So when the boss wanted to make it larger, they had to elongate it.
Turns out it was a case of projectile dysfunction.
Shame on him for trying to make a quick buck.
Because if it was a boat you wouldn't rock it.
"a lone mask" wants to know !
They are so uplifting.
He said, “I usually tell her about my job.”
He’s more of a Rocket Man.
... Guess you could say that I've been watching them like a hawk!
He calls them missile toes.
I would call them missile toes.
Have a Merry Christmas and happy holidays!
"The earth is SPLAT"
My Dad has recently shown a fascination with space and NASA. Long story short, Christmas is coming up and my plan is to surprise him with an all expense paid trip to Florida for 4 days with passes to the Kennedy Space Center. I’d schedule it around a launch so he would be able to see it in person. As well as checking out the area a bit since we’re there.
Which is where I need your help! I want to coordinate hints with presents that slightly hint at the trip. For example, I picked out a NASA tshirt, a space shuttle plush toy, assorted astronaut ice cream, socks that have planets and a rocket on them, mug that says “coolest dad in the galaxy,” a map/atlas of florida, and luggage tags. And the final gift I’m thinking will be a letter that puts all the clues together and would include the plane tickets, car rental agreement, hotel confirmation, and the admission tickets in an envelope.
Can anyone give me ideas on what hints to use??
- I’m still adding/taking away present ideas so if anyone has any better ideas please let me know!!
Thank you so much!! Any type of help is appreciated!! I don’t really have that “creative” part of the mind... whether it be a rhyme or dad joke-y type hint, it doesn’t matter!
To get high
He is the flattest Earther
He would probably cost you an arm and a leg
I don't have any original material at the moment, but the obligations are still there. So I present the following:
How do you get a baby satellite to sleep? You rocket!
Why was Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.
It takes guts to be an organ donor.
Eggs don't tell jokes because they always crack up.
What's a tree's favorite drink? Root beer!
What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Lean beef
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he still won't come
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.
The RPG RPG
They might take a peek at chu
It was apollo
Then they're always at Escape velocity.
She didn't like his attitude
He was the only one making dough.
So that Kim Jong Un can still claim to have new clear weapons.
Love the new upgrade, the Rocket Launcher.
The idea didn't really take off.
A Circus to Air Missile
It’s Racket science!
They call it Elon Musk.
You could technically say the design was ElonGated
The Space Goat.
You rocket.
They rocket.
