Why do astronauts use linux?

because you can't open windows in space.

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Why do astronauts never get depressed, even if they stay in outer space for months?

There's nothing there to bring them down

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An astronaut is making coffee onboard the ISS...

He turns to his crewmate and says: "Damn, I can't find any milk for my coffee."

The crewmate replies: "In space no one can, here use cream."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Riverlong
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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What is an astronauts favourite drink?

Gravitea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kov01b0t
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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Where do astronauts go to unwind after a hard day's work?

The spacebar

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2021
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What did the astronaut put on his sandwich?

Launch meat!! (Courtesy of my 10 year old daughter)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daddysbrat18
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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What do you call an Italian astronaut?

A specimen

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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I went to astronaut school but flunked the zero-gravitas test.
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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Which is the astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CantPickCoffee
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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Dad told me I should be an astronaut...

apparently I have been taking up space for years.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
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What kind of music do astronauts like?

Freddie Mercury songs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Esmeralda_i
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2021
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Dud you know Astronauts said steaks are better in space?

They're a little meteor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noapostrophe555
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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All the astronauts I've met are so bad at returning phone calls.

It's like they've fallen off the face of the earth.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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I could've been an astronaut

But my parents told me the sky's the limit

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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I asked fellow astronauts on ISS for some milk to put in my coffee but was informed I can't have any.

They said: "In space nobody can. Here, use cream"

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I hear astronaut schools are now accepting cats, and it only costs $2...

It's a catastrophe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NGEddie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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What is an astronaut's favorite candy bar?

Milky way

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brady01234
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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How does an astronaut quiet a crying baby?

They rocket.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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I once met an astronaut who was claustrophobic..

Turns out he just needed a little space.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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Why were the astronauts quiet ?

Because they spaced out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scene1Take5
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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2 Astronauts landed on the Sun

Astronaut 1 : ItssofuckinghotcanIgetabeeraroundhere?

Astronaut 2 : Thereisnospacebar.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

All he wanted was space.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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As a child, I wanted to be an astronaut but my parents didn't allow it.

They said the sky is the limit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrPantaleon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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My father told me about an astronaut who suffocated because he left a vacuum upside down in an airlock

Father: What a horrible way to Dyson

Joke sucked, I know

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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I'm looking for the story of an astronaut whose lunar Odyssey was very fruitful?

Mangoes to the moon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shouldExist
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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Do you know what is the favorite key of the astronauts?

The Spacebar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RaulCasquinha69
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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What do astronauts use to stay warm?

A space heater.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Why do astronauts wear spacesuits?

Because they perform better under pressure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/David_Umann
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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My dads astronaut friend ate pizza in space

He said it was out of this world.

I don't know if this is repost or not. If so, I am sorry

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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Why do all kids want to be an astronaut?

Because there is no pressure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roster91
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MikeHunt_004
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer?

The space bar.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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How do astronauts prepare for a birthday party

They planet (plan it)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diejshehakdbakalq
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped in gum?

He got stuck in Orbit.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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What do you say to an astronaut looking for a car park

There's a spaceman .............

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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Why did the carnivore become an astronaut?

For the meatier showers

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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Finally became an astronaut

It was totally out of this world

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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Why do astronauts use linux?

Because they can't open windows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anukrit_Subedi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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One astronaut says to another β€œI can’t find any milk for my coffee”

The other astronaut replies β€œIn space no one can, here use cream”

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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Why do astronauts use linux?

Because they can't open windows

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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Why do astronauts use Linux?

Because you can’t open Windows in space.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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Why do astronauts use linux?

Because you can't open windows in space.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adfunk101
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

He just needed a little space

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πŸ‘€︎ u/st_jimmy_02
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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What do you do when your friend is a claustrophobic astronaut?

You give him a little space.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kashafmirza
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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How do astronaut parents soothe their baby to sleep?

They rocket.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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