Why do astronauts use linux?

because you can't open windows in space.

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Dud you know Astronauts said steaks are better in space?

They're a little meteor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noapostrophe555
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What is an astronaut's favorite candy bar?

Milky way

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brady01234
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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What part of the keyboard do astronauts like the most?

The spacebar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a_L_v_e_S
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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I once met an astronaut who was claustrophobic..

Turns out he just needed a little space.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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Why were the astronauts quiet ?

Because they spaced out.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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2 Astronauts landed on the Sun

Astronaut 1 : ItssofuckinghotcanIgetabeeraroundhere?

Astronaut 2 : Thereisnospacebar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhshi14
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

All he wanted was space.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/11Letters1Name
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I'm looking for the story of an astronaut whose lunar Odyssey was very fruitful?

Mangoes to the moon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shouldExist
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Astronaut 1: Isthereaplacewecanhangoutafterwork?

Astronaut 2: Yeah, there’s a space bar right over there.

Astronaut 1: Great, wanna go after work?

Astronaut 2: Nah, not really; the drinks are great but there’s no atmosphere...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pleasethelions
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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As a child, I wanted to be an astronaut but my parents didn't allow it.

They said the sky is the limit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrPantaleon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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My father told me about an astronaut who suffocated because he left a vacuum upside down in an airlock

Father: What a horrible way to Dyson

Joke sucked, I know

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeneraLi525
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Do you know what is the favorite key of the astronauts?

The Spacebar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RaulCasquinha69
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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What do astronauts use to stay warm?

A space heater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hercxjo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Why do astronauts wear spacesuits?

Because they perform better under pressure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/David_Umann
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First-timer as an astronaut here...

why was I told to "wait less" when I asked how we were floating?

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My dads astronaut friend ate pizza in space

He said it was out of this world.

I don't know if this is repost or not. If so, I am sorry

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How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MikeHunt_004
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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Why do all kids want to be an astronaut?

Because there is no pressure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roster91
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer?

The space bar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TopCleverUsername
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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How do astronauts prepare for a birthday party

They planet (plan it)

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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Why did the carnivore become an astronaut?

For the meatier showers

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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What do you say to an astronaut looking for a car park

There's a spaceman .............

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crybaby4444
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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What are Astronauts doing when they do a mistake?

They « Apollo »gize

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maduch1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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Finally became an astronaut

It was totally out of this world

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joseph3104
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped in gum?

He got stuck in Orbit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afranc72
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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Astronaut 1: I can't find any milk for my coffee.

Astronaut 2: In space, no one can. Here, use cream.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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What is an astronauts favourite type of shirt?

Apollo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/banana_bison
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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Where do Astronauts go to the bathroom?

Where no one has gone before

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tea_Bender
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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The astronaut broke up with his girlfriend

He didn't love her to the moon and back

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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Why does NASA give astronauts pencils to use in space?

Because they've got the Write Stuff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CIMMGW
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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What do astronauts do when they mess up?

They Apollo-gize!

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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Where do astronauts hang out?
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When should an astronaut retire?

When they start spacing out

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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Why did the astronaut leave his wife?

To get some space

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Redtiger123
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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What currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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Where do astronauts go for lunch?

Apollo Loco

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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How do astronauts cook their meals?

With a Space Heater!

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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What would’ve happen if the Apollo astronauts stayed on the lunar surface for too long?

They would’ve been lunatics.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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Did you know the Apollo 11 astronauts arm wrestled to decide who would be the first man on the moon?

Neil won.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jazzysax241
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

He just needed a little space

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πŸ‘€︎ u/st_jimmy_02
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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What do you do when your friend is a claustrophobic astronaut?

You give him a little space.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kashafmirza
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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How do astronaut parents soothe their baby to sleep?

They rocket.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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Astronaut 1: Hey, I can’t find any milk for my coffee.

Astronaut 2: In space no one can. Here, use cream.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/King_Arthur24
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer?

the space bar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ineedapapaya
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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One astronaut says to another β€œI can’t find any milk for my coffee”

The other astronaut replies β€œIn space no one can, here use cream”

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