Why do astronauts use linux?
because you can't open windows in space.
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Dud you know Astronauts said steaks are better in space?
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What is an astronaut's favorite candy bar?
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︎ Jan 24 2021
What part of the keyboard do astronauts like the most?
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︎ Feb 04 2021
I once met an astronaut who was claustrophobic..
Turns out he just needed a little space.
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Why were the astronauts quiet ?
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2 Astronauts landed on the Sun
Astronaut 1 : ItssofuckinghotcanIgetabeeraroundhere?
Astronaut 2 : Thereisnospacebar.
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Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
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I'm looking for the story of an astronaut whose lunar Odyssey was very fruitful?
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Astronaut 1: Isthereaplacewecanhangoutafterwork?
Astronaut 2: Yeah, thereβs a space bar right over there.
Astronaut 1: Great, wanna go after work?
Astronaut 2: Nah, not really; the drinks are great but thereβs no atmosphere...
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As a child, I wanted to be an astronaut but my parents didn't allow it.
They said the sky is the limit.
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︎ Dec 11 2020
My father told me about an astronaut who suffocated because he left a vacuum upside down in an airlock
Father: What a horrible way to Dyson
Joke sucked, I know
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Do you know what is the favorite key of the astronauts?
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What do astronauts use to stay warm?
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︎ Dec 05 2020
Why do astronauts wear spacesuits?
Because they perform better under pressure.
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︎ Dec 04 2020
First-timer as an astronaut here...
why was I told to "wait less" when I asked how we were floating?
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︎ Dec 15 2020
My dads astronaut friend ate pizza in space
He said it was out of this world.
I don't know if this is repost or not. If so, I am sorry
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︎ Nov 18 2020
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
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︎ Nov 13 2020
Why do all kids want to be an astronaut?
Because there is no pressure
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What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer?
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How do astronauts prepare for a birthday party
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Why did the carnivore become an astronaut?
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What do you say to an astronaut looking for a car park
There's a spaceman .............
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What are Astronauts doing when they do a mistake?
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︎ Sep 30 2020
Finally became an astronaut
It was totally out of this world
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︎ Sep 26 2020
Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped in gum?
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︎ Jun 26 2020
Astronaut 1: I can't find any milk for my coffee.
Astronaut 2: In space, no one can. Here, use cream.
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︎ Sep 04 2020
What is an astronauts favourite type of shirt?
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︎ Aug 11 2020
Where do Astronauts go to the bathroom?
Where no one has gone before
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The astronaut broke up with his girlfriend
He didn't love her to the moon and back
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Why does NASA give astronauts pencils to use in space?
Because they've got the Write Stuff.
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What do astronauts do when they mess up?
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Where do astronauts hang out?
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When should an astronaut retire?
When they start spacing out
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Why did the astronaut leave his wife?
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What currency do astronauts use in space?
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Where do astronauts go for lunch?
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How do astronauts cook their meals?
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What wouldβve happen if the Apollo astronauts stayed on the lunar surface for too long?
They wouldβve been lunatics.
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Did you know the Apollo 11 astronauts arm wrestled to decide who would be the first man on the moon?
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Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space
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What do you do when your friend is a claustrophobic astronaut?
You give him a little space.
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How do astronaut parents soothe their baby to sleep?
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Astronaut 1: Hey, I canβt find any milk for my coffee.
Astronaut 2: In space no one can. Here, use cream.
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What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer?
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One astronaut says to another βI canβt find any milk for my coffeeβ
The other astronaut replies βIn space no one can, here use creamβ
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