are really far out.
A friend an I were driving home when I noticed two bright stars in the sky I knew to be planets.
Me: "Do you know what planets those are?"
Him: "I don't know... Mars and Venus?".
Me: "I'm pretty sure they're Venus and Jupiter"
Him: "Yeah, I had no idea. I just pulled two planet names out of my..."
Me: "Uranus?"
They planet.
(Yeah. I saturn one of their meetings, so I know)
They decided to call it a day.
Theyβre only interested in the constellation prize.
For meatier showers
He was watching a meteor shower.
Though his rival, Fahrenheit, was convinced he was 103.
A gastronomer.
They got bored and called it a day
They did not understand the gravity of the situation
My friend and I were having a conversation about his career, he said that Uranus was beginning to collapse on itself due to the magnetic and gravitational fields.
Being immature I laughed, he replied with a stern face "I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation."
The decided to call it a night
Copermicus
They planet.
So they decided to call it a day.
He was given a constellation prize
His colleague said, 'yes'.
Cause they get to see the moon during the day.
He preferred Betelgeuse...
Hubble gum.
He was Meaty Yorick!
After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes," replies Watson.
"And what do you deduce from that?"
Watson ponders for a minute.
"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!"
Big waist of space, huh?
Didnβt like that joke? Thatβs okay. tβs only got 3 stars.
Two astronomers are watching the world revolve around the sun. After 24 hours they get tired and decide to call it a day.
>You Apollo-gize
(From my son today, he has improved astronomically over the past few years.)
The best jokes are always in the cometsβ¦
But the prices were astronomical!
You read it in the orbituaries
It really makes my day.
(Old one - A friend told me)
It must be astronomical!
I would imagine the cost of shipping between planets must be astronomical.
It must be one astronomical unit.
They Planet
They planet
They planet
so they decided to call it a day
