They’re only interested in the constellation prize.
He was watching a meteor shower.
For meatier showers
Though his rival, Fahrenheit, was convinced he was 103.
A gastronomer.
so they decided to call it a day
My friend and I were having a conversation about his career, he said that Uranus was beginning to collapse on itself due to the magnetic and gravitational fields.
Being immature I laughed, he replied with a stern face "I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation."
They got bored and called it a day
They did not understand the gravity of the situation
The decided to call it a night
Copermicus
They planet.
So they decided to call it a day.
He was given a constellation prize
His colleague said, 'yes'.
After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes," replies Watson.
"And what do you deduce from that?"
Watson ponders for a minute.
"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!"
He preferred Betelgeuse...
Cause they get to see the moon during the day.
>You Apollo-gize
(From my son today, he has improved astronomically over the past few years.)
Hubble gum.
He was Meaty Yorick!
Big waist of space, huh?
Didn’t like that joke? That’s okay. t’s only got 3 stars.
Two astronomers are watching the world revolve around the sun. After 24 hours they get tired and decide to call it a day.
A friend an I were driving home when I noticed two bright stars in the sky I knew to be planets.
Me: "Do you know what planets those are?"
Him: "I don't know... Mars and Venus?".
Me: "I'm pretty sure they're Venus and Jupiter"
Him: "Yeah, I had no idea. I just pulled two planet names out of my..."
Me: "Uranus?"
The best jokes are always in the comets…
But the prices were astronomical!
You read it in the orbituaries
It must be astronomical!
I would imagine the cost of shipping between planets must be astronomical.
It really makes my day.
(Old one - A friend told me)
It must be one astronomical unit.
My dad is a Navy Vietnam vet who is about to be a retired GM electrical engineer. He is retiring against his will because he has had three strokes, colon cancer, a pulmonary embolism, necrotic esophagus, renal failure, pneumonia, basically a medical shitstorm and he survived it all. In the process, he has lost a lot of memory and quite a bit of his cognitive abilities and furthermore, his balance. However, when I took out the trash tonight at nearly half past ten, I couldn't help but notice how beautiful the stars looked outside tonight. So upon returning, I told my mom and dad "The stars sure are bright tonight. They look amazing." To which my dad then asked, "You know why they're so bright, right?" Now I'm an amateur astronomer. Hell, my first and only telescope was inherited to me by my mother who got it from her father. So knowing its winter and I live in Michigan, I tell my father, "Because its so cold and dry, the star light isn't blocked as much?" His reply; "No. Its because the sun went down. So now its darker outside." Dad: 1. Me: -5.
There was an astronomically long line!
