Catwalk Puns

A list of puns related to "Catwalk"

Did you hear about the murder on the catwalk?

A model was killed in bizarre fashion.

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👤︎ u/Deadwing2005
📅︎ Aug 05 2018
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This studious, polite, and respectful girl walked down the catwalk...

I said that's model behavior

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👤︎ u/thepenismightiersir
📅︎ Nov 01 2016
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I didn't realize this was so hard

A conversation between my wife and me on the way home from a concert:

  • Me: It was a good show tonight but I couldn't believe the amount of updog all over the stage.
  • My Wife: What are you talking about?
  • Me: The updog! It was all over the stage!
  • My Wife: I have no idea what you are talking about!
  • Me: All that updog!? It was right next to the henway. How could you miss it?
  • My Wife: I DON'T GET YOUR SLANG!

Why is this so hard?

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👤︎ u/daddyrockyou
📅︎ Aug 05 2015
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