Mannequins Puns

A list of puns related to "Mannequins"

What do you call a female mannequin ?

A womannequin.

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👤︎ u/lilfr00tbat
📅︎ Nov 04 2020
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This just in: 2 men broke into the city bank using nothing more than a few mannequin limbs.

Officials say we are dealing with an armed robbery

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👤︎ u/icemage27
📅︎ Oct 14 2020
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What do you call a shop that sells human mannequin?

Impostore

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👤︎ u/Doorbell28
📅︎ Sep 04 2020
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A mannequin at Victoria Secret wasn't wearing anything, but held a sign that read "sale"

Perhaps they were having a flash sale?

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👤︎ u/zsm1994
📅︎ Sep 15 2019
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Mannequin Skywalker.
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👤︎ u/CrackedCrispie
📅︎ Jun 18 2018
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Mannequin:You underestimate my power
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👤︎ u/Glaidtors
📅︎ Apr 21 2019
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It’s over mannequin
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👤︎ u/sonujohny
📅︎ Jan 09 2019
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I wasn't surprised to see mannequins when I walked into the boutique...

Figures.

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👤︎ u/ayy-its-jiji
📅︎ Jul 06 2019
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BREAKING NEWS: Mannequin torso escapes from North Dakota mall.

Authorities warn that it may be armed and dangerous.

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👤︎ u/Ghosttwo
📅︎ May 05 2018
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What do you call a group of dads doing the mannequin challenge?

Ice Pops.

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👤︎ u/Josstralia
📅︎ Feb 05 2017
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I'm really good at the mannequin challenge....

In all my photos.

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👤︎ u/Wabbbit7
📅︎ Nov 18 2016
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I hate that I laughed so hard at this
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👤︎ u/CasuallyCritical
📅︎ Jun 03 2020
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What do you call a statue in the star wars shop?

Mannequin Skywalker.

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👤︎ u/just_some_arsehole
📅︎ Nov 12 2020
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From my 8 year old, on his path to becoming a great dad: "What did the designers of Darth Vader's costume model it on?"

Mannequin Skywalker

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👤︎ u/slavejamhour
📅︎ Jun 10 2020
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Watch where you step.
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👤︎ u/Mr_Quiet
📅︎ Jul 05 2019
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Manequin=Annakin
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👤︎ u/ButterLover0730
📅︎ Jul 18 2019
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He was SO proud of himself for this.

http://imgur.com/bWMi1Rp

dad stahp you're embarrassing me

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👤︎ u/toadyfinan
📅︎ Feb 16 2015
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My dad said jerking off will make you go blind.

Hey dad, why are you telling that mannequin not to jerk off?

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👤︎ u/gointobeathell
📅︎ Feb 13 2020
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What do you call a squirrel with a necktie?

a branch manager

what do you call a barber with a corner office?

a head manager

what do you call a mannequin in a suit

the president

shout out to my girlfriend for groaning through these with a smile

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👤︎ u/jessezoidenberg
📅︎ Nov 27 2018
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Who looks after a Jedi's robes?

Mannequin Skywalker

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👤︎ u/Spokenfungus2
📅︎ May 03 2015
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Dad Joked the wife twice within a minute, quite pleased.

Wife: something about being hungry enough to eat her hand.

Me: So, you want finger foods?

As we're leaving the department store I point to the mannequins, "Psh, working stiffs"

She cracks up. Made me smile.

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👤︎ u/FrugalityPays
📅︎ Apr 16 2014
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