A list of puns related to "Cutout"
Heβs officially hit Rock bottom.
At work, Gary has to cut holes in sheet metal and has to use a de-burring hook to remove the sharp edges of the cutout. He always catches someone with their guard down and ask to borrow their heater. Gary works inside in a warm clean building, so itβs an odd request.
Their head tilts sideways like a confused dog, and they say puzzled βHeater?β.
Gary replies, βYeah, your de-BUrRRrRR-ing toolβ as he crosses his arms and shivers.
While cutting out sheet rock for the tile, he hands me a circular cutout with the words βto itβ written on it.
He began to tell me that Iβll never be able to say Iβll do something βwhen I get around to itβ, because now I have one of my own.
After about a minute I never sighed harder in my life.
Imho, the father of /u/SweatingToilet joins the dadjoke Hall of Fame with this gem.
https://www.reddit.com/r/food/comments/3t402c/roommate_gave_me_a_cutout_from_a_magazine_and/cx31fbt
So, I work with a woman named Libby who is finally retiring in two days. It's no secret that she has a crush on Dwayne Johnson, so as a parting gift/joke some other coworkers bought a figurine, a wall poster, and a life-size cardboard cutout of him and put them at her desk.
When I was visiting her, her manager swung by to see her 'guest,' and he asked if the celebrity was going to be staying in the office. Libby said "Oh no no--he's coming home with me!" He says, "Huh. I thought the pet rock fad died out thirty years ago."
He tried to play it cool, but it was pretty easy to tell that he was absolutely tickled with himself.
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