I don’t understand why my son was so upset I gave him broken down cardboard for his birthday.

He’s the one who kept asking for an ex-box.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jayrandomer
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Friend sent me a timelapse of her folding cardboard boxes, this is how it went.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pauu3r
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31
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Cardboard policemen...

They're just not cut for the job.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ricerly
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19
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What do you call two hobos hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17
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My daughter wanted to clean her cardboard rocketship with her face cloth...

Trying to reduce the enormous amount of laundry associated with kids,

I said, "you don't need to clean your rocketship. It's not dirty. Space is a vacuum"....

I could hear my wife's eyes roll in the next room. Success!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tren898
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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What transformer is made out of cardboard box and arrives in two days?

Amazon Prime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tommygunz20
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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I've just bought my son a flat piece of cardboard for Xmas.

Although what the daft boy wants with an ex box, I'll never know.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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If cardboard had a favorite sport, what would it be?

Boxing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsArgon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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Cardboard cut out puns

Fathers day dinner tonight for my dad and my sister and family can't be there because of travel restrictions. I've organised life size cardboard cut outs of them and had my sister record a few dad jokes/puns. But I need help coming up with more ... the best, worst and cringiest are all welcome!

So far I have..
"I'm feeling a little flat"

"I'm board ... cardboard"

"You'd think my ears are painted on, You'll have to speak up"

"Can you believe someone told me I had the personality of cardboard"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeishaJane
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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Can you believe that Boeing is going to start building planes out of cardboard to save money?!

We can’t just let things like this fly!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_post_gibberish
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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I just got my son a flat piece of cardboard for his birthday.

I have no idea why he was so desperate for an ex box.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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I made a small house with a cardboard box for the group of 10 ants running around in my room. Technically, I am now their landlord and they are my...

Tenants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sadchowmrade
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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So I used to collect those little cardboard discs with pictures on...

One time I took a bunch of them with me to Abu Dhabi and while most of them were fine one behaved very weirdly, splitting and separating like it was in the humid air of the tropics. Very strange. I even wrote a letter about it to a listings magazine, which began:

"What's On, I commend to your attention the curious incident of the POG in the dry clime."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LoneKharnivore
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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I like making cardboard toys.

You can say I never get card-bored.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOutcast06
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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Just caught my son spanking a cardboard cutout of Dwayne Johnson.

He’s officially hit Rock bottom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alliedcola
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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Why would anyone fill a box with 2000 tiny pieces of cardboard.

I'm puzzled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wmyspr
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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I decided to get my son a flat piece of cardboard for his birthday.

He keeps asking for an ex box, so I’m sure he will be delighted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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Can never park at a cardboard factory

Always get boxed in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisiscotty
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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Gave my kid a flat piece of cardboard for his birthday

I got you an exbox just like you wanted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/veknilero
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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What is a cardboard’s favourite sport?

Boxing

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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A cardboard belt is...

a waist of paper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattxfish
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2018
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What do you call a man playing drums with cardboard?

A beatboxer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2018
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I didn't have a brown belt to match my outfit today, so I made one out of cardboard, which subsequently ripped.

What a waist of paper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HansSven
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2013
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A belt made from cardboard..

..is a waist of paper.

(Self re/X post from r/jokes I don't think they'll appreciate it as much there though.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSwurly
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2018
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My dad likes to help cut up all of our cardboard boxes in the garage, and compactly pack them for recycling...

I joked with him about how the boxes are piling up and I need him to cut them up. He lives overseas so he said that if I buy his plane ticket, he'll come and do the work. I told him that my gardener Ebodio will cut the boxes if I ask him to, and much less money. To make my dad feel better, I (half-jokingly) say that Ebodio's technique is not as good and he will be slower, but he'll be a whole lot cheaper.

My dad's response: "I feel like I am being undercut"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ziggyfro
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2017
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My parent's cat was chewing on a cardboard box, and my dad made this comment about him eating it...

"Look at him, he's eating a good square meal!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/taynn2012
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2017
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During renovation works in my friend's appartment, they wrapped the elevator. People went into a dadjoke competition on the cardboard walls. (Link to imgur album in text)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/so_contemporary
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2015
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I saw 10 ants running frantically around my room. So I made them a cardboard house.

I guess that makes them my tenants

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joaquin333
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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I just bought my son a flat piece of cardboard for Christmas.

I have no idea why he wants an ex box.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2018
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A cardboard belt...

would be a waist of paper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpartanFoods
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2012
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A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xurandor
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2013
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Can a cardboard box?

No, but a tin can.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikbob
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2015
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Do you know what a cardboard belt is?

A waist of paper.

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