I just got my son a flat piece of cardboard for his birthday.

I have no idea why he was so desperate for an ex box.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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I like making cardboard toys.

You can say I never get card-bored.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOutcast06
πŸ“…︎ May 16
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If cardboard had a favorite sport, what would it be?

Boxing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsArgon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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Just caught my son spanking a cardboard cutout of Dwayne Johnson.

He’s officially hit Rock bottom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alliedcola
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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Can never park at a cardboard factory

Always get boxed in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisiscotty
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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A police officer pulls over a man out of suspicion of drug possession. The officer looks in the man’s trunk, only to find a bunch of cardboard boxes.

The police officer asks the man, β€œSir, why do you have so many cardboard boxes in your trunk?” The man then replies, β€œI’m sorry officer, but I’m packing.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BredSolid
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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What is a cardboard’s favourite sport?

Boxing

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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Gave my kid a flat piece of cardboard for his birthday

I got you an exbox just like you wanted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/veknilero
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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Why would anyone fill a box with 2000 tiny pieces of cardboard.

I'm puzzled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wmyspr
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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I decided to get my son a flat piece of cardboard for his birthday.

He keeps asking for an ex box, so I’m sure he will be delighted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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I saw 10 ants running frantically around my room. So I made them a cardboard house.

I guess that makes them my tenants

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joaquin333
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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I just bought my son a flat piece of cardboard for Christmas.

I have no idea why he wants an ex box.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2018
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A cardboard belt is...

a waist of paper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattxfish
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2018
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What do you call a man playing drums with cardboard?

A beatboxer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2018
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What do you call tinder for cardboard?

A boxing match

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dontarresme
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2018
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A belt made from cardboard..

..is a waist of paper.

(Self re/X post from r/jokes I don't think they'll appreciate it as much there though.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSwurly
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2018
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A cardboard belt...

would be a waist of paper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpartanFoods
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2012
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I didn't have a brown belt to match my outfit today, so I made one out of cardboard, which subsequently ripped.

What a waist of paper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HansSven
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2013
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My dad likes to help cut up all of our cardboard boxes in the garage, and compactly pack them for recycling...

I joked with him about how the boxes are piling up and I need him to cut them up. He lives overseas so he said that if I buy his plane ticket, he'll come and do the work. I told him that my gardener Ebodio will cut the boxes if I ask him to, and much less money. To make my dad feel better, I (half-jokingly) say that Ebodio's technique is not as good and he will be slower, but he'll be a whole lot cheaper.

My dad's response: "I feel like I am being undercut"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ziggyfro
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2017
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My parent's cat was chewing on a cardboard box, and my dad made this comment about him eating it...

"Look at him, he's eating a good square meal!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/taynn2012
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2017
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Can a cardboard box?

No, but a tin can.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikbob
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2015
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Do you know what a cardboard belt is?

A waist of paper.

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During renovation works in my friend's appartment, they wrapped the elevator. People went into a dadjoke competition on the cardboard walls. (Link to imgur album in text)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/so_contemporary
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2015
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A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper.
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2013
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