I have no idea why he was so desperate for an ex box.
You can say I never get card-bored.
He’s officially hit Rock bottom.
The police officer asks the man, “Sir, why do you have so many cardboard boxes in your trunk?” The man then replies, “I’m sorry officer, but I’m packing.”
I got you an exbox just like you wanted.
He keeps asking for an ex box, so I’m sure he will be delighted.
I guess that makes them my tenants
I have no idea why he wants an ex box.
A boxing match
..is a waist of paper.
(Self re/X post from r/jokes I don't think they'll appreciate it as much there though.)
What a waist of paper.
I joked with him about how the boxes are piling up and I need him to cut them up. He lives overseas so he said that if I buy his plane ticket, he'll come and do the work. I told him that my gardener Ebodio will cut the boxes if I ask him to, and much less money. To make my dad feel better, I (half-jokingly) say that Ebodio's technique is not as good and he will be slower, but he'll be a whole lot cheaper.
My dad's response: "I feel like I am being undercut"
"Look at him, he's eating a good square meal!"
A waist of paper.