Artificial Puns

A list of puns related to "Artificial"

If you are offended by my dad jokes, don’t get mad and ask me to go to the artificial excavation filled with water.

I mean well.

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👤︎ u/PaulFromTheParty
📅︎ Jan 03 2021
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South Korean scientists created an artificial star for 20 seconds...

It's a whole new take on Asian Fusion.

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👤︎ u/JustStargazin
📅︎ Jan 03 2021
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I used to make artificial foliage for the movie industry,

until I got fired for barking up the wrong tree.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Nov 22 2020
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Scientists have invented artificial vocal cords.

The result speaks for itself.

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👤︎ u/danielsoft1
📅︎ Jan 18 2020
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My friend created an artificial heart from stuff he got from a mine and an old pistol...

The heart is a vital ore-gun.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jul 14 2020
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In the future it will be possible to incubate humans in artificial uteri. If you want yours in the one by the window, it will be more expensive.

After all, it always costs more for a womb with a view.

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👤︎ u/Ivegot_back
📅︎ Jun 17 2020
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I opened a shop selling used artificial limbs

I called it the second hand second hand store

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👤︎ u/mr-m-meeseeks
📅︎ Feb 06 2020
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My friend started a business exporting artificial limbs to hospitals in foreign countries.

He’s an International Arms Dealer.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Feb 13 2020
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My wife made me get an artificial Christmas tree last Christmas.

It's just not Fir.

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👤︎ u/Gwailo27
📅︎ Feb 24 2020
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Artificial knees should be called phoknees.
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👤︎ u/rubbernipple
📅︎ Jun 24 2019
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I didn’t like this artificial turf when we laid it

But it’s growing on me now

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👤︎ u/magicrichy
📅︎ Sep 20 2019
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An amputee found a cheap artificial arm for sale on Ebay.

It was secondhand.

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👤︎ u/fatandsalt
📅︎ Aug 26 2018
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PRO TIP: The biggest myth about travel is "packing light" - don't bother! Light is available from the sun and artificial sources worldwide.
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👤︎ u/Diok22
📅︎ Jan 25 2018
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After all these years someone found out that my bowl of artificial fruit isn't real fruit

I think it was inedible.

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👤︎ u/Man_207
📅︎ Jul 05 2019
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Just bought my wife an artificial leg for Christmas.

It’s not her main present, just a stocking filler.

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👤︎ u/Chooboto
📅︎ Dec 12 2018
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Where do they build artificial noses?

At the ol' factory!

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👤︎ u/penguinland
📅︎ May 17 2018
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If you're pretending to be Swedish don't use the name "Splenda". They'll know you are an artificial Sweden-er
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👤︎ u/pm_me_anything___
📅︎ Oct 10 2017
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What do you get when you cross a wall unit with artificial intelligence?

Shelf-awareness

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👤︎ u/pjaay
📅︎ Feb 23 2018
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A sculpture of an expert art critic could be considered an artificial art official
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👤︎ u/shoelessdrummer
📅︎ Dec 19 2015
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I just heard the first song made by artificial intelligence

You could say it was a real Siri-nade

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👤︎ u/NoDragonsPlz
📅︎ Sep 26 2016
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Scientists have come up with an artificial retina that can cure blindness

I bet nobody saw that coming.

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👤︎ u/Blue_Phoenix912
📅︎ Dec 13 2016
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If you're pretending to be Swedish don't use the name "Splenda". They'll know you are an artificial Sweden-er.
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👤︎ u/pm_me_anything___
📅︎ Oct 10 2017
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