Who buys gummy worms hoping they’d taste as close to real worms as possible?
I mean well.
It's a whole new take on Asian Fusion.
until I got fired for barking up the wrong tree.
I recently spied a bag of gummy worms which said “No Artificial Flavors”.
Which got me to wondering: who is buying gummy worms hoping they’ll tast like real worms?
The result speaks for itself.
¿Pep? ¡Sí!
After all, it always costs more for a womb with a view.
The heart is a vital ore-gun.
I called it the second hand second hand store
He’s an International Arms Dealer.
It is a ware!
Critics are concerned about the use of artificial Swedeners.
It's just not Fir.
He was an artificial art official.
It was secondhand.
But it’s growing on me now
It’s not her main present, just a stocking filler.
At the ol' factory!
I think it was inedible.
Her: I don’t believe you.
Me:Trust me. No bull.
Dinner At Hooters
an artificial Swedener
Shelf-awareness
You could say it was a real Siri-nade
It's called artificial scare-city
I bet nobody saw that coming.
It's one smart cookie.
Artificial intelligence
An artificial Swedener
Reporter goes to a brand new fish farm. The owner is showing her around. "These are our salmon, our trout are over there..." As the owner is speaking, reporter trips & her billfold falls into the nearest tank. It floats away, carried by the artificial current.
Reporter asks if the owner has a pool skimmer or something. Owner proudly says "No need, just watch - these fish are smart!"
Reporter watches as her billfold pops above the surface on the nose of a fish. The wallet is then tossed up, and another catches it.
This goes on until the last fish tosses the lost leather case into the reporter's hands. "That's amazing," she says.
Owner grins & says "Yep! We're proud of our carp-to-carp walleting!"
Not many people know that he's also a pioneer in Artificial Intelligence and music. In fact, he's just published a new paper detailing a theory that combines his research in both fields.
He calls his theory the "Al-Gore-rhythm".
Artificial intelligence.
Thoughts that keep my brain from being able to sleep 😴 at night:
Why isn’t artificial cinnamon flavoring called cinn-onym? 🤦🏻♂️
and the fact that there is a giant artificially planted tree in our back yard that is going to get too big to support itself eventually, or whatever, and we'd have to cut it down. I said we'd have to relocate the birds that have made a home in our tree first, naturally, or wait for them to leave. He said "how are you going to relocate the birds? You can't just send them an email and be like 'be out of here by next Thursday'." There was a pause, and moments later he says "oh you know what to do. " "You send them a tweet."
Artificial Swedener
