My smooth-talking Thanksgiving "gobbler" was overdressed, trendy, pretentious and showy...

It was a JIVE turkey!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DreadMoor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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Pretentious diction

Is an example of pretentious diction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/azgofk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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What do pretentious babies need?

Pseudocream.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2018
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Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you.

But smoking bacon will cure it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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What do you call a snobby 9 year old?

Pretentious.

PRE-TEN(age 10)-TIOUS.

I'm sorry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SanJoseSharts
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