Helping my daughter with her remote-learning geometry schoolwork.
"Ok dad, imagine you are in a room with a ceiling and four walls. How many planes intersect the floor?"
"Well if that room was is in the Twin Towers, two."
On the other hand, they don't stink.
Well, not neciCelery.
What did Mike Tyson say to Vincent Van Gogh?
"You gonna eat that?"
Thankfully, it didn't raise any eyebrows
Fortunately, it didn’t raise any eye brows
Know what they do to celebrate Halloween in West Virginia?
Pump Kin
But not my spice puns.
But it’s tasteless.
No body laughed at that time, but eventually everyone got it.
They’re tasteless.
Because it didn't pan out
People said it was tasteless.
I will never make a pun about Tofu. I find that tasteless.
I wanted to make a joke out of it, but I think it would be very tasteless.
Because he liked to have people meat.
A pretty tasteless joke if you ask me.
Never mind, it’s tasteless.
Such jokes are tasteless and leave everyone speechless.
Is really just tasteless
...Just not about tofu, they're tasteless.
It makes the meat stringy and tasteless. Roasting at a medium heat for 40 minutes per pound yields a much better result.
A little tasteless, [could have done with more Fava beans].
I apologize if this post is tasteless
They refused, claimed it was tasteless
I wanted to make a joke out of it, but I think it would be very tasteless.
I wanted to make a joke out of it, but I think it would be very tasteless.
