I used to be a judge for the world orchestra championships, but I quit because too many of them were coming out with outlandish sob stories to win me over...

Always trying to get the symphony vote.

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I wanted to take a photo of the Eclipse today but my neighbor kicked me off her property.

Mitsubishi owners are the worst

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This is not a dad joke per se... but as a dad, I imagine that many dads will get a kick out of it.

So, there's this guy on Tiktok who has been making fun of the French language... becasue sooooooo many words sound similar. So I was playing in google translate and came up with this outlandish sentence: Wait Tintin, your aunt and your uncle take so much of your time, you have so many horseflies and tuna in your tent.

When you hear the french translation you may get as much of a giggle out of it as I did. 😂

https://translate.google.com/?sl=fr&tl=en&text=Attends%20Tintin%2C%20ta%20tante%20et%20ton%20tonton%20t%27en%20tant%20tends%20ton%20temps%20tant%2C%20t%27en%20a%20autant%20de%20taons%20et%20thon%20dans%20ta%20tente.&op=translate

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