Where does a zombie get a spare body part

Second hand

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeytherealking
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2021
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I’ve been building play structures for kids in my spare time...

It’s my slide hustle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bamboo-harvester
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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The CEO of IKEA has been elected Prime Minister of Sweden.

He's currently assembling his cabinet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Telusion
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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Spare him his life from this monstrosity
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickatier_Carbs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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SPARE ME THE BOWLING PUNS
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WestMatter41
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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My wife asked me today if I had seen the dog bowl.

I said no I didn’t know he could.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grind_n_brine
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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I bought some spare cheese

In queso emergency

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vbloke
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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What did Jesus love to do in his spare time?

Cross-fit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/liverpool135
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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I hated my job as a bowling alley union rep

They were always having strikes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DapperDavidYT
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2021
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I put all my spare cash into an origami business...

It folded

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πŸ‘€︎ u/laserspewpew_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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A man takes his seat at a football world cup final. He looks to his left and notices that there is a spare seat between himself and the next guy.

MAN: "Who would ever miss the world cup final?"

GUY: "That was my wifes seat. We have been to the last five world cup finals together, but sadly she passed away."

MAN: "That's terrible, but couldn't you have brought another family member, friend or someone else with you?"

GUY: "No...They are all at her Funeral!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ball5deeper
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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Why do atheists give away all their spare money ?

They're a non-prophet organization

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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I told my girlfriend I just got a job in a bowling alley.

She said "Tenpin?" I said, "No, it's a permanent job."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theskyguyuk
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2021
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I’ve got a spare in the trunk
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thecasualcaribou
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2018
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Does this deserve to be here?
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lynseahoss
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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A-Spare-I-Guess
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DraconicCZK
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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Why do managers never go bowling with their employees?

Because they are afraid of them striking

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geb69
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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What do you call an Italian homeless man?

Giovanni SpareChange?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanMannix
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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Wife is cooking "Im going to add this sage sparingly, because it's fresh sage, and the recipie calls for dried, so I don't how much to use."

So you're saying you need some sage advice?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/department_g33k
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2017
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Why don't ducks ever have spare change?

They only carry bills

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sasherrrrz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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Anyone want my spare Chopin board?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uddham
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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Doodle I drew in my spare time at work.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/El-Rob75
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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Wife asked if I'd seen the dog bowl...

β€œDidn't even know he played cricket" I replied

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trendfoll
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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I have this guy at my work and in his spare time he dips his balls in glitter.

They’re pretty nuts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Starcream28266
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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Employees at Brunswick Zone were unsatisfied with how much they were earning.

Because of this, they were planning to strike. Upper management were able to make a deal with a day to spare. Some still weren’t happy. Only 7-10 split from the place.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ggfchl
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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Why are overeaters often unable to spare you much time?

They usually have a lot on their plate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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What do you call a Korean high school girl who flights crime in spare time?

Kimchi Possible, obviously

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArthurRanpo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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Friend: *drops asparagus on the floor* Me: good thing we’ve got a spare I guess
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dtp1324
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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I have fond memories of my childhood when Dad used to roll us down a hill inside spare car tires.

Those were the Good Years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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Can you Spare a Rib?

At the grocery store with my wife and we walk past the meat counter.....

Me: Oh these ribs must be the extras!

My Wife: Huh? What are you talking about?

Me: The package says they are Spare Ribs.

My Wife: Oh geez, you really need to stop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cdub5298
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2016
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You should always save your spare change.

It just makes cents

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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I was going to tell my friend a terrible bowling joke

But then I spared him

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slightedninja
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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Oh seems like I've got a flat tire, don't worry I've got a spare in the back

Opens up to reveal two bowling pins

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PraiseTheStu00
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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Spare bike parts are environmentally friendly

They are recyclable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJ_Bambusbjorn
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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What does Kenny G like doing in his spare time?

Sax education.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imzeesh
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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Luckily i’ve got a spare.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Divitruvious
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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My refrigerator broke down this weekend. Luckily, a friend had a spare fridge he gave me.

He really saved my bacon.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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I keep a spare grilled tortilla with cheese sandwich in my fridge.

It's a just-in-quesadilla.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MantisGuy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2018
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Im my spare time I like to fight vegetables for fun.

I guess that explains the weird looks I get from my friends when I tell them i'm an amateur beet-boxer and they come to my shows.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MattGibsonBass
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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Trying to write some clean jokes about bowling balls

but they keep ending up in the gutter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maximusheadroom
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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Did you hear about the man who fell off a cliff looking for spare change?

He had no common cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EricICX
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2018
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I'll spare a chain of bike puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheJenkinsComic
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2018
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Someone had some spare time...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DuxV1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2018
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My dad asked for spare change.

I gave him an old Norse coin and asked if it would work. He said no, go get some common cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NINJAQKk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2018
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Read when you have a spare 30 minutes. longestjokeintheworld.com…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/119Brentus911
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2013
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I put all my spare cash into an origami business.

It folded.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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