Cross-fit
It folded
MAN: "Who would ever miss the world cup final?"
GUY: "That was my wifes seat. We have been to the last five world cup finals together, but sadly she passed away."
MAN: "That's terrible, but couldn't you have brought another family member, friend or someone else with you?"
GUY: "No...They are all at her Funeral!"
They're a non-prophet organization
They only carry bills
So I removed 30 lbs of air and I still can't lift it.
They usually have a lot on their plate.
They’re pretty nuts
Kimchi Possible, obviously
Those were the Good Years.
It just makes cents
Opens up to reveal two bowling pins
They are recyclable
Sax education.
At the grocery store with my wife and we walk past the meat counter.....
Me: Oh these ribs must be the extras!
My Wife: Huh? What are you talking about?
Me: The package says they are Spare Ribs.
My Wife: Oh geez, you really need to stop.
He really saved my bacon.
I guess that explains the weird looks I get from my friends when I tell them i'm an amateur beet-boxer and they come to my shows.
It's a just-in-quesadilla.
He had no common cents.
I gave him an old Norse coin and asked if it would work. He said no, go get some common cents.
When my boss asked for my emergency contacts, I told him to open my drawer.
The wallpaper
Just incase I get a hole in one.
I guess, just like my jokes, it's just a little door key.
It folded.
