It’s my slide hustle.
Cross-fit
It folded
MAN: "Who would ever miss the world cup final?"
GUY: "That was my wifes seat. We have been to the last five world cup finals together, but sadly she passed away."
MAN: "That's terrible, but couldn't you have brought another family member, friend or someone else with you?"
GUY: "No...They are all at her Funeral!"
They're a non-prophet organization
They only carry bills
So I removed 30 lbs of air and I still can't lift it.
They’re pretty nuts
They usually have a lot on their plate.
Kimchi Possible, obviously
Those were the Good Years.
At the grocery store with my wife and we walk past the meat counter.....
Me: Oh these ribs must be the extras!
My Wife: Huh? What are you talking about?
Me: The package says they are Spare Ribs.
My Wife: Oh geez, you really need to stop.
Opens up to reveal two bowling pins
It just makes cents
They are recyclable
Sax education.
He really saved my bacon.
I guess that explains the weird looks I get from my friends when I tell them i'm an amateur beet-boxer and they come to my shows.
It's a just-in-quesadilla.
He had no common cents.
I gave him an old Norse coin and asked if it would work. He said no, go get some common cents.
When my boss asked for my emergency contacts, I told him to open my drawer.
The wallpaper
Just incase I get a hole in one.
I guess, just like my jokes, it's just a little door key.
It folded.
