My friends tell me that sometimes I can be too talkative. They think I make a lot of unnecessary comments

But...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dr_Calcium
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Why are real estate agents unnecessary?

Most houses come with a sellar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealOneofseven
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2018
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My dog started barking at my neighbor going into her house; my wife threw a flag and called unnecessary ruffness
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JunJones
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My toilet's plumping problems are costing me a fortune in unnecessary water bills.

That's money poured right down the drain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wjziv
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2017
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Why are caskets unnecessary?

They are nothing but dead weight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aw_Hell_Naw
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2016
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Well, that's unnecessary

So I was watching this video with my girlfriend when Maisie Williams says that Arya was written left-handed.

So I turn to my girlfriend and say "wow, George R.R. Martin is making it awful difficult on himself writing Arya with his left hand."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/htoj
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2015
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Anyone: I’m gunna run down to the convenient store and get something to drink.

Dad: you should probably drive, running that far seems like a lot of unnecessary work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shua_mc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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More name woes...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slipstreme
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I was going to make a joke about a professional Boxer

But he blocked my punch line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stormtrooper7509
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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Why did the architecture student get points off on his blueprint of a Soviet house?

Unnecessary Marx and Engels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/subpar-at-best
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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My wife bought 9 pillows for our bed claiming it's a necessary aesthetic

But I think it's unnecessary fluff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AureliusCM
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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I was walking pasta farm and a sign said "Duck,Eggs"

I thought-"that's an unnecessary comma-then it hit me"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LilCuntBoyXD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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I have a invention! It's a small edible device that would freshen your breath while simultaneously releasing a subtle and soothing A-chord. You would use the device (with the fresh breath and soothing sound) to help increase the effectiveness of apologies.

I call it:

THE A-TONE-MINT!!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gbeeson
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2016
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I was walking past a farm and a sign said: Duck, eggs.

I thought, that's an unnecessary comma. Then it hit me.

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Uncle Joke, but it still counts
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tokyo-Sexwale
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I Took my first girlfriend home to meet my parents

And I said to my dad β€œ this is

Amanda

And he jumped up and said β€œ

β€œit’s a fucking what!!!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tonto1980
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2018
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My sister has a dangerous shopping habit. She purchased 1000 kitchen utensils just last week.

She's always been one to take unnecessary whisks, though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Die4Cy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2018
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Dad in training

Characters: My wife, my son (four years old), and my daughter (his twin, so obviously also four).


Son: "My classmate didn't like me laughing at her today."

Wife: "Why were you laughing at her?"

Son: "I'm a vampire! Bwa ha ha ha ha!"

Wife: "OH! Like an evil laugh?"

Son: "Yeah! Bwa ha ha ha ha!"

Daughter: "I'm a witch! Hee hee hee hee!"

Wife: "So you're both monsters?"

Son: "Yep!"

Daughter: "Hee hee hee hee!"

Wife: "Am I a monster too?"

Son: "Yeah! You're a ... " <dramatic pause> " ... mummy."

Whole family in hysterical laughter, and after it dies down he goes, "Get it!? Mummy!"


I've never been so proud. A spontaneously generated pun of that caliber at four years old, AND an unnecessary clarification/repetition of the joke? I've got high hopes for this one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maclimes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2017
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A dog barking at nothing is unnecessary ruffness.
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2018
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