But...
Most houses come with a sellar.
That's money poured right down the drain.
They are nothing but dead weight.
So I was watching this video with my girlfriend when Maisie Williams says that Arya was written left-handed.
So I turn to my girlfriend and say "wow, George R.R. Martin is making it awful difficult on himself writing Arya with his left hand."
Dad: you should probably drive, running that far seems like a lot of unnecessary work.
But he blocked my punch line
Unnecessary Marx and Engels.
But I think it's unnecessary fluff.
I thought-"that's an unnecessary comma-then it hit me"
I call it:
THE A-TONE-MINT!!!!!
I thought, that's an unnecessary comma. Then it hit me.
And I said to my dad “ this is
Amanda
And he jumped up and said “
“it’s a fucking what!!!”
She's always been one to take unnecessary whisks, though.
Characters: My wife, my son (four years old), and my daughter (his twin, so obviously also four).
Son: "My classmate didn't like me laughing at her today."
Wife: "Why were you laughing at her?"
Son: "I'm a vampire! Bwa ha ha ha ha!"
Wife: "OH! Like an evil laugh?"
Son: "Yeah! Bwa ha ha ha ha!"
Daughter: "I'm a witch! Hee hee hee hee!"
Wife: "So you're both monsters?"
Son: "Yep!"
Daughter: "Hee hee hee hee!"
Wife: "Am I a monster too?"
Son: "Yeah! You're a ... " <dramatic pause> " ... mummy."
Whole family in hysterical laughter, and after it dies down he goes, "Get it!? Mummy!"
I've never been so proud. A spontaneously generated pun of that caliber at four years old, AND an unnecessary clarification/repetition of the joke? I've got high hopes for this one.
