I need pun help.🍞

I need bread puns for any scenario. I really want one for a greeting like saying hello with 🍞. Thank you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDoctor4747
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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Need puns for the name Aayushi. Any creative heads awake?
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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Need puns for the word "icebreaker" and "connect"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SushiWillBangU
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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Dear punners, my biology class has to decorate our door. We will make a bunch of snowglobes out of petri dishes. But i need Pun! Help?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/keishii10
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2018
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need puns for gnctr team name

hey guys my team is deciding on a team name on Thursday and I thought I could consult the pun masters of reddit to get the ball rolling. The name usually dictates the theme our team has for the competition and the name is usually a pun of toboggan or sled, previous examples jursled park, this one time at bogg camp, Indiana jones and the raiders of the lost sled. obviously these aren't the best puns so I feel like getting a good one would really sell it this year. thanks!

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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[Request] I need puns based off the name 'Meriem'
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rapidracim
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2017
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Help! I need puns about puzzles!

Context: There is an upcoming 250 piece puzzle-making competition at work where teams compete to be the fastest puzzle-solvers. It is a corporate activity. I'm writing the invitation to be distributed and I want to get people participating. Help!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shilreddit
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2017
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Need pun help! (See text for more info)

I need a pun that has to do with either hands/arms/fingers + Cajun cuisine.

Really stumped on this one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alsoodani
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2013
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Need pun confirmation

Ok, so it was valentines day and a guy says "well its lovely to see you again", is it a pun? I am under the impression it's a loose one, but I hate it so much that I think I've been blinded into thinking it's not. Valentine's/ "lovely"....

Thanks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrJohnThompson
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2014
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Reddit, my oldest friend ever got a boob job. I need puns to insert into every conversation I can.

Throwaway here... But what puns come to mind that you'd say to your best girlfriend to make playful fun to her about her boobs?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pun123
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2011
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Can yall help me with a class project? I need puns about ACLs (ligament). Torn or untorn is fine.

Thanks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scanlansam
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2015
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I need pun ideas to draw!

Guys and Gals! I am bored at work and want to practice my drawing, give me pun ideas to illustrate!, I cant guarantee they will be good but ill endevour to try to draw every suggestion and reply with a picture!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WorkMode
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2015
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Need Pun Help!

Trying to think of a name for a shop that sells healthy protein shakes but has a hooters-like atmosphere. I am usually good with this kind of thing. But I'm all shook up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shahecooper
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2014
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So I made a character who's into axes... I need puns and jokes... About axes! (x-post /r/DnD) reddit.com/r/DnD/comments…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slashgate
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2013
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[Request] Need dad-quality puns!

Hello fathers and fellow lovers of dadjokes! I am in need of your collective wit. You see, my friends did not get the hint that it was a bad idea to do this last time, and yet have foolishly asked me to house sit for them again. I've decided to prank them again (because I'm a wonderful friend), and this time I am turning their house into a house of puns. I need puns I can practically make. Here are a couple examples:

"While you guys were out I think your milk went bad..." draw on milk carton a bandanna, scruff, and a gun tucked into its logo

Move any of their jars in front of their bedroom door.

A map starting from their router.

Things like that. They have a pool, two labs, but otherwise have a pretty standard living arrangement. However, I don't want to mess with their computers as their occupations have some sensitive materials on them.

I struggled with what sub to reach out too with this post, so thank you all who reddit. You're fantastic folk, the lot of you!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ser_Capelli
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2016
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My grandfather turned 90 today, but he still doesn’t need glasses.

He drinks straight from the bottle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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My wife: You need to do more chores around the house.

Me: Can we change the subject?

Her: Ok. More chores around the house need to be done by you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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You need two i's
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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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My landlord texted saying we need to meet up and talk about how high my heating bill is.

I replied back: β€œSure, my door is always open.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daudelin1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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Cheap Phineas and Ferb pun; I know it sucks you don't need to tell me

Why couldn't Doofenshmirtz do his fractions?
Because Perry got rid of the denom-inator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlurredPrey87
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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[At dinner] Her: I think we need to break up. For starters, I’m sick of your awful jokes at the worst times.

Me: Ok, and for the main course?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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If you ever need someone who's terrible at hiding

You know where I am.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhoElseButAlf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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I heard that by law you need to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden

How the hell am I supposed to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lifesdope057
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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Y’all need better puns

I come to this subreddit everyday to get my fill of home baked dad jokes and some of these jokes are slackin. Let alone that most of them are puns!

I’ve already read ten puns today hoping that at least one of them would make me laugh but no pun in ten did!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pozd5995
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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I need an adult, pls & thank u
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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I need help following up with this pun, this is a video about a scientist giving a lecture about fire, I can’t think of any more other than pun-ch line
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Huiplayshd1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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I don't need a lot for Christmas

My driveway is big enough...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/postymcpostface21
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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I need to speak with the chair
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ha-Ka-Tu
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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What's happening in Washington right now needs a name

I propose we call it the "Chicken Coup"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scamperly
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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I need a pun about chips for a Christmas gift

So my brother is super hard to buy for because my mom buys him EVERYTHING, literally. This kid has every toy, game console, video game, movie, funko pop, t-shirt, etc to ever exist. My sister and I decided to buy him chips for Christmas. I got jalapeno cheddar cheetos, a few snack bags of spicy chips, and a can of pringles. I'm going to wrap them individually and put them in a stocking. I would like to add a card with a pun or joke about chips to at least make this (admittedly low effort) gift funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tazzles26
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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My girlfriend said I need to stop taking things too literally

I asked her, "Who's Literally?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XenonNade
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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Dad, I need help writing a sentence using the word "irony."

Try this : I licked a golf club and it tasted irony.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heavyduty1930
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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How do you keep water in a hole in the ground until you need it?

Well...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dusk118
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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Need to ask somebody to support you?

Just column.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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My deaf girlfriend just told me β€œWe need to talk.”

That is not a good sign.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Happy New Year! Remember kids, you need to make some good resolutions to become a better version of yourself.

If you don’t, they’ll just go in one year and right out the other.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RhaenSyth
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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Australia needs some love
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HamerheadH
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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GF- β€œWhy do we need walkie-talkies? Our relationship is over.”

BF- β€œ Our relationship is what? Over.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/syniss
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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We need help naming some murderous cats.

We recently discovered mice in our pantry. Everyone’s advice? Get a cat. Apparently they are stone cold killers.

We made some calls and learned from our vet that they had two cats that need to be rehomed. I agreed to take them sight unseen. I think it’s a boy and girl but I don’t actually know. We pick them up next week.

We want to instill the right spirit into our mercenaries by naming them after famous murderers, but want to lighten the mood with puns.

So far we have come up with Jeffrey Paw-er but we are certain our Reddit friends can do better. We need male and female options. I understand one cat is black and the other is a brown mix.

We need help coming up with names, anyone up for the challenge??

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sveil96
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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For when you need to camp in a hurry
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChargeYourBattery
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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I need puns about stepping on a nail

My sister went to hospital after stepping on a nail.

I really wanna barrage her with pun after pun when she comes home.

Any help is really appreciated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mojo1999
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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I NEED PUNS FOR VALENTINES DAY FOR CLASS! MY TEACHER IS MAKING ME MAKE CARDS!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/StarHeartCypher
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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I work at a door factory. I will be leaving employment there on Tuesday. I need them to "love me" I need puns stat!

Sorry, but all I have is, I need ADOORable puns.

Thank you guys, keep it coming!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ldr_Jag_Man
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2016
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I need puns about wheel chocks! The more terrible they are the better!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shuswaplake
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2015
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I need a bunch of mole related puns for a chemistry project.

Mole day, like the science thing. But I need puns for the animal. I'm supposed to make something for a project.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Prg13
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2014
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