Needle Work Puns

I asked him "how are you feeling today?"

His response: "with my hands, mostly"

I want to start a page to post my embroidery projects in. Give me some puns about needles/floss/hoops and any other sewing and embroidery ideas.

Thanks!

Link to some of my work: https://imgur.com/gallery/DDBmG

Me to Dad: Hey Dad! How's it going? I'm waiting for stitches. This seriously happens annually. I should buy a suture kit...

Dad to me: Crazy glue works as a surgical glue for some smaller injuries, hurts less than a suture needle, but hey... suture-self.

I was getting blood work done as part of a regular check up and my wife asks "what are you getting tested?" I looked at her with a needle still in my arm, smiled and said "my blood." She groaned and went to the waiting room.

At dinner, my mom was telling us a story of one of her kids (she works as a teacher) and how she accidentally sewed some string into her pants. This followed:

Me: Wow, that's sew funny!

Dad: Needle-less to say, I hope she was alright

Me: You have a point there

I don't believe anything else was said after that